Wednesday, October 17, 2007

CAN I GET AN O . M. G!

So my 3 week hiatus from the world of midday wow needs to be cut short because I can't escape the CRAZY. I really have no words, bc the shock impact is that SERIOUS. Now I'm not promising an posting for tomorrow or Friday, but I can promise a definite midday WOW in 5 seconds....


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I KNOW IT'S LONG BUT FUCKING READ IT!



October 17, 2007. (AP) The horrifying sight which traumatized shoppers and office workers in the centre of Luxembourg City last week has now been labelled as a protest against racism. The Belgian woman of Congolese origin who set herself alight in the middle of Place d’Armes told witnesses that she was doing it to protest against racism, moments before she carried out the desperate act which has left her in hospital fighting for her life.Maggy Delvaux-Mufu, a mother of three in her forties, alerted several national newspapers late on Tuesday morning last week that she would be burning herself alive on place des Martyrs at 12.45 am, before setting out accompanied by her husband to walk through the centre of town to her macabre rendezvous.



The police were alerted and officers were deployed to the Rousegärtchen.But the woman changed her plan when she came across a group of journalists gathered to cover an event organised by the ‘Mouvement écologique’ on Place d’Armes, opposite the Cercle municipal. She soaked herself in petrol before confronting the members of the press, announcing that she was about to sacrifice her life to protest against racism. Moments later, she struck a match, turning herself into a human torch in front of hundreds of people.Delvaux-Mufu’s husband and passers-by jumped on the burning body, attempting to stifle the flames with coats and jackets. The scene made several people feel unwell and many witnesses who filled the square at lunchtime were traumatised by the woman’s shrieking screams of unimaginable pain. The flames were already extinguished when police, rescue services and the fire brigade arrived at the scene. One person is reported to have vomited after seeing the woman being transported into an ambulance.


The events in Place d’Armes have also started a controversy regarding the authorities’ lack of psychological support for witnesses.Delvaux-Mufu was taken to the Bon Secours hospital in Metz, where she is being treated in a specialised ward for burns and is fighting for her life. Grand Duchess Maria Teresa visited the woman and her family at the hospital last week.RTL television was the first to run a news flash about the incident on its website on Tuesday afternoon last week. 352 reported the bulletin in its news in brief section, shortly before going to print. Events preceding the incident only came to light later on in the week.The 42-year-old Belgian citizen and her husband had been facing financial difficulties. They had recently indebted themselves by buying a Citroën garage in Oberwampach, before realising they were missing the documents that would allow them to set up a business. Delvaux-Mufu wrote a letter to Le Jeudi recounting her story of bureaucratic difficulties and economic despair. “I’m against all forms of violence, but day after day, my family and I have to endure moral violence, discrimination, insults and much more from Mr Juncker’s administration”, she said in the letter published last week.

Money problems had driven the woman to desperately plead her case at the Prime minister’s office early on the same day of the incident. Her threat to burn herself alive on Place des Martyrs after being turned away by the authorities caused government officials to contact the police. A city-wide search was organised, but nobody could foresee the woman would change her plans."

FOR THE SLOTHS...


Basically a Belgian woman set herself on fire as a protest against racism.
What a statement, but shit isn't that what the oppressors would want you to do?
Why burn a cross when they can just watch you burn.

Lawd have mercy...

ALSO!

PLEASE PLEASE Don't let me be the only one who is utterly offended by NAS's upcoming album title.


If you don't know, find out. Cause my ass ain't an advocate!


This poor burning women sacrificed her body for you NAS & that's what you title your album!?

damn.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

ONE MORE DAY TILL FRIDAY!

WHAT'S UP WITH THE ROBBERS OF '07??


This past Monday in Minnesota, a dude robbed a woman of her keys & phone, but before he fled the scene, homeboy got down on one knee, took off her shoe and proceeded to lick her toes.

Haha, sounds like my type of robber! Jk...kind of. Seriously though, if your going to rob then rob! What's your ass doing with keys, a cellphone & 5 toes??

ON TOP OF THAT...

Last Wednesday in Colorado, this dumbass walks into a bank high off of testosterone & stupidity...hands the teller a note asking for 5,000...get's his dough...hums a tune & precedes on his merry way.

Two days later dude is arrested. Why you ask, because he wrote the note on the back of one his personal checks...

WHY?!

Hey I'd rather the stupid bad guys then the intelligent bad guys...



CRANK THAT SOULJA BOY WEEZY!



HAHA....Weezy always leaves me speechless.

Personally I think I prefer "hit em wit da wam!"

hahaha

WHITE BOYS ARE FUNNY TOO!




Where's the small pee pees?? Lawwwd knows you can't have a "Crank That White Boy" with out the small pee pees & shrivled bo bos. HAHA!

Calm down! I kid, I kid



QUOTE OF THE DAY: RATATOUILLE FOOL JA RULE



In a recent interview with Complex magazine Ja Fool had this to say:

“We need to go step to MTV and Viacom, and lets talk about all these fucking shows that they have on MTV that is promoting homosexuality, that my kids can’t watch this shit. Dating shows that’s showing two guys or two girls in mid-afternoon. Let’s talk about shit like that! If that’s not fucking up America, I don’t know what is.”


wow! somebody needs to get gang banged...

WEDNESDAY'S CELEBRITY WOW!

I know all of yall heard about baby Kanye crying over his VMA spanking, but let's really hear it...straight from the Mr. West himself...

Can one of you negros supply yo man with a bottle of sperm & some bouncy balls...the tantrum needs to stop! I want to hear a celebrity wailing when they've accidentally burnt 10million dollars. We're happy your problems include not getting a VMA Kanye, while we're busy paying back Ms. Sallie Mae.

Must be nice!!



I guess I can't stay mad at Kanyeezy for too long when he comes out with a video like this...

KANYE WEST ft. T.PAIN - "GOOD LIFE"


Dope.

CAUGHT!

I wonder who's buying E in Spain...

Is that your excuse for why everyone catches you "playin" with your homeboys?? I see you Did-E. Before getting fucked up let's concentrate on giving the Making Da Band dudes a name other than... The Making Da Band Dudes.



STOP CALLING BLACK PEOPLE GHETTO!

Celine Dion is too much! I know your going to miss your Las Vegas show, but damn! I think they would've preferred flowers & a red lipped kiss on the cheek.



Because someone cares...


- J.Lo's baby boomin


- Super head is engaged. I suggest her special someone have an in-house gyno to perform daily checkups...


- Foxy Brown's giving birth in the slammer.

Monday, September 10, 2007

TIME 2 SHINE TUESDAY!

Betcha didn't think I could hit you with the two consecutive days did ya?? Well I did it bitch! I'm typing this up while glancing back & forth at VH1's Mission Man Band. Ever watch that shit?? Where the ex boy banders try to reinvent themselves into a new, credible group. I orginally thought this was a joke, but I just looked up & saw Chris Kirkpatrick from 'N Sync with tears in his eyes....back to channel surfing.
moving on...

I know everyone & their momma has been pointing and laughing at Britney, but I can't help but bring the poor girl up again. Literally everything went wrong with her VMA performace. From her hair down to her nails...


Perez is effin crazy for catching this one! And Britney...well Britney is just effin crazy!


I SWEAR THIS IS MY LAST BRITNEY RELATED POST

BUT...

A DUDE NAMED CHRIS CROCKER KNEW TODAY WAS TIME 2 SHINE TUESDAY!




Hahaha I don't even know where to begin or where to end when it comes to this character named crackhead crocker. Hold your head up high Brit, with this guy by your side you're guaranteed at least 10 album sales...



CLICK HERE 4 MORE ON CRACKHEAD CROCKER, CAUSE I SURE AS HELL DON'T KNOW WHO HE IS...



I CAN'T HELP IT! BRITNEY HAS TAKEN OVER TIME 2 SHINE TUESDAY!



I WANT TO STOP BRIT, BUT I CAN'T! I CAN'T!



haha!

I'm not going to go as far as posting a photo of her yums, but if your a curious pervert click here


WOW!

I know Wednesday is when I do Celebrity Wow, but after the VMA's last night....shoot! I gotta say something!

You already know what I'm about to focus on....



TIME TO TAKE THE TRASH OUT!




Where do I start!? Lawwwd tell me where do I start!? I know a lot of you were probably wondering why the hell her raggedy ass (sorry Brit) opened, but let's not forget that this poor girl is a product. With that said, she is someone's paycheck....whether it's MTV's or her stylist's. She is a prime example of what happens when you don't have a loyal & intelligent team behind you. Shit, I wouldn't be surprised if Britney's team was a herd of elephants. Someone explain to me how the hell she messed up on lip synching???? The hair extensions, the outfit, the stomach, the everything....or better yet the nothing. Let's start a collection box & buy this girl a straight jacket....


If you missed the disappointment that was Britney Spears, here it is...



She would have been better off shaving her head for a 2nd time.


In all seriousness though, this performance proves even further how mysoginistic our fucking country (world) is. A man would never be exploited like this. Fuck the videos of Beyonce falling & Britney's crotch. Fuck the coverage of Foxy & Kim's trials. I'm on a mission to show you all that men are not as flawless as society makes them.

If you own a a pair of balls beware! I'm about to expose your ass!

I JUST HAVE A FEW MORE VMA QUESTIONS & WE'LL MOVE ON....

1. Have you ever seen Beyonce look so bad? Better yet, have you ever seen Solange look that good?


2. Who the hell was Fergie sucking off to receive Female Artist of the Year?




3. Why was there a standing ovation for Chris Brown, when the little boy lip synched his WHOLE performance...verse, bridge, chorus & all?

4. Why was Lil Mama allowed to stay up this late? Let Big Mama pick out your outfit next time sweetie...




OKAY....Let me not get out of control with the VMA's.



While everyone was busy getting nose bleeds backstage, here's what was happening in the real world...

PULL UP YOUR PANTS NEGRO!

Louisiana, CT, & ATL are now trying to ban baggy pants & will issue a $100 fine to anyone (negros) caught wearing them.

Could it have atleast been those long white nightgowns??

Don't waste your money on a set of grills...they're next!



GIVE ME THE $4 OR I'LL KILL YOU!


Read this okay...


"[On August 28th] A knife-wielding robber needed only $4, so he refused to take a $10 bill from his victim and waited while the man made change at a pizza parlor.
He then took the $4 and ran off, only to be captured a few blocks away, police said."


If your going to get arrested then go out in style...rob a bank or something...make it worth your while. If Charlie can find a golden ticket, you can find $4. Idiot! You know what's sad? He's STILL not as stupid as Britney Spears.



yizzikes!

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

WEDNESDAY'S CELEBRITY WOW!

The entertainment business is such a fucking circus. Let's see what the animals are up to today shall we...



MAKE-OVER OF THE YEAR
GOES TO...



SISTER PATTERSON!




BEFORE: HOT MESS



AFTER: KINDA HOT


Looks like someone stole a couple from the church's collection box...
It's about time because that double scoop ice-cream cone dome had to GO!
Praissssssse the lawwwwwd!





1000 WRONGS MAKE A RIGHT...



After 10 crotch shots, 1 shaved head, 2 kids, 50 lbs of extra fat & 500 embarassing moments, Britney is finally making the comeback. The new song is called GIMME MORE & you know what....I'm actually feeling it (hop off)


Hear it for yourself








WHAT?!


JA RULE WASN'T HITTIN THAT?!

Irv Gotti was apparently feelin on Ashanti's booty back in the day when this whole time I thought she was breaking off that ratatouille fool Ja Rule.


Irv gave the play by play to Wendy Williams last week. Click HERE to listen to the interview




NO MORE REGGAE FOR YOU

CHRIS BROWN!


Ummm....I don't know if I have much of a comment for this one, but I would like to say that Chris Brown needs to willie bounce his ass off stage & stick to back flips...




HERE BECAUSE SOMEONE

CARES TO KNOW...


Hallie Berry is pregnant with her blanco's baby...


Shaq & Shaunnie are filing for divorce...the itch was allegedly stealing Shaq's money


Diddy & Kim Porter are back on....gay men have such a swagger don't you think?? Someone needs to give her a "men on the down low" book now.




Thursday, August 30, 2007

ALMOST DIDNT HAPPEN..

I thought I wouldn't be able to post a MDW for you guys today, but then I thought...a quickie can be a goodie. Enjoy!



WHAT IN THE BLOOOODCLATTT IS GOING ON??
Keep your eye on yellow...