tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-66754500281934366132024-02-06T22:27:22.879-08:00MID-DAY WOWMID DAY WOWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11902242617928096524noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6675450028193436613.post-14546442352086937782007-10-17T12:02:00.000-07:002008-11-07T02:27:43.812-08:00CAN I GET AN O . M. G!<strong><span style="color:#ffffff;">So my 3 week hiatus from the world of midday wow needs to be cut short because I can't escape the CRAZY. I really have no words, bc the shock impact is that SERIOUS. Now I'm not promising an posting for tomorrow or Friday, but I can promise a definite midday WOW in 5 seconds....</span></strong><br /><br /><div align="center"><br />5<br /><br /></div><br /><div align="center">4<br /><br /></div><br /><div align="center">3</div><br /><div><br /></div><br /><div align="center">2</div><br /><div><br /></div><br /><div align="center">1<br /></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;">I KNOW IT'S LONG BUT FUCKING READ IT!</span></strong><br /></div><p align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLlJzbg3wsLgjDgSvKSb9x00NeiPreefH9nAnMxbh-I3lf4_bWJOg0iSudQspNaT4Ks3cm1I7WhUTxkMA20OJ8bUDqQy5rxkr52IturxNBBnl_zf6DM5Bibh-eUL3y0qX5qs3vzK0Rshw/s1600-h/woman2.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5122387864947961554" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLlJzbg3wsLgjDgSvKSb9x00NeiPreefH9nAnMxbh-I3lf4_bWJOg0iSudQspNaT4Ks3cm1I7WhUTxkMA20OJ8bUDqQy5rxkr52IturxNBBnl_zf6DM5Bibh-eUL3y0qX5qs3vzK0Rshw/s320/woman2.JPG" border="0" /></a></p><br /><div></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="color:#33ff33;">October 17, 2007. (AP) The horrifying sight which traumatized shoppers and office workers in the centre of Luxembourg City last week has now been labelled as a protest against racism. The Belgian woman of Congolese origin who set herself alight in the middle of Place d’Armes told witnesses that she was doing it to protest against racism, moments before she carried out the desperate act which has left her in hospital fighting for her life.Maggy Delvaux-Mufu, a mother of three in her forties, alerted several national newspapers late on Tuesday morning last week that she would be burning herself alive on place des Martyrs at 12.45 am, before setting out accompanied by her husband to walk through the centre of town to her macabre rendezvous. </span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#33ff33;"><br /></span></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="color:#33ff33;">The police were alerted and officers were deployed to the Rousegärtchen.But the woman changed her plan when she came across a group of journalists gathered to cover an event organised by the ‘Mouvement écologique’ on Place d’Armes, opposite the Cercle municipal. She soaked herself in petrol before confronting the members of the press, announcing that she was about to sacrifice her life to protest against racism. Moments later, she struck a match, turning herself into a human torch in front of hundreds of people.Delvaux-Mufu’s husband and passers-by jumped on the burning body, attempting to stifle the flames with coats and jackets. The scene made several people feel unwell and many witnesses who filled the square at lunchtime were traumatised by the woman’s shrieking screams of unimaginable pain. The flames were already extinguished when police, rescue services and the fire brigade arrived at the scene. One person is reported to have vomited after seeing the woman being transported into an ambulance. </span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#33ff33;"></span></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="color:#33ff33;">The events in Place d’Armes have also started a controversy regarding the authorities’ lack of psychological support for witnesses.Delvaux-Mufu was taken to the Bon Secours hospital in Metz, where she is being treated in a specialised ward for burns and is fighting for her life. Grand Duchess Maria Teresa visited the woman and her family at the hospital last week.RTL television was the first to run a news flash about the incident on its website on Tuesday afternoon last week. 352 reported the bulletin in its news in brief section, shortly before going to print. Events preceding the incident only came to light later on in the week.The 42-year-old Belgian citizen and her husband had been facing financial difficulties. They had recently indebted themselves by buying a Citroën garage in Oberwampach, before realising they were missing the documents that would allow them to set up a business. Delvaux-Mufu wrote a letter to Le Jeudi recounting her story of bureaucratic difficulties and economic despair. “I’m against all forms of violence, but day after day, my family and I have to endure moral violence, discrimination, insults and much more from Mr Juncker’s administration”, she said in the letter published last week.<br /></span></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="color:#33ff33;">Money problems had driven the woman to desperately plead her case at the Prime minister’s office early on the same day of the incident. Her threat to burn herself alive on Place des Martyrs after being turned away by the authorities caused government officials to contact the police. A city-wide search was organised, but nobody could foresee the woman would change her plans."<br /></span></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>FOR THE SLOTHS...</strong></span><br /></div><p align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgzAHFdQZeIgNV5N1KHcxu9ukha-A-9ZWnG8zTg_bfCtbFyz1cMLZOam-ZPC5WTDlxnVCAxi0qX58jqHOaaHSWAejhQVjTvGigLPCiT5nE0e1XJqpsRxHQeYbOc1e0Mv7zhRcZS4Qzk18/s1600-h/woman3.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5122388917214949090" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgzAHFdQZeIgNV5N1KHcxu9ukha-A-9ZWnG8zTg_bfCtbFyz1cMLZOam-ZPC5WTDlxnVCAxi0qX58jqHOaaHSWAejhQVjTvGigLPCiT5nE0e1XJqpsRxHQeYbOc1e0Mv7zhRcZS4Qzk18/s320/woman3.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /></p><div align="center"><strong><span style="color:#ffffff;">Basically a Belgian woman set herself on fire as a protest against racism.</span></strong></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span> </div><div align="center"><strong><span style="color:#ffffff;">What a statement, but shit isn't that what the oppressors would want you to do? </span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span></strong> </div><div align="center"><strong><span style="color:#ffffff;">Why burn a cross when they can just watch you burn.</span></strong></div><div><span style="color:#ffffff;"><br /></span> </div><div align="center"><strong><span style="color:#ffffff;">Lawd have mercy...</span></strong></div><br /><div><strong></strong> </div><div><strong><span style="font-size:180%;">ALSO!</span></strong></div><br /><div><strong><span style="color:#ffffff;">PLEASE PLEASE Don't let me be the only one who is utterly offended by NAS's upcoming album title.</span></strong></div><br /><div><br /><strong><span style="color:#ffffff;">If you don't know, find out. Cause my ass ain't an advocate!</span></strong></div><br /><div><br /><strong><span style="color:#ffffff;">This poor burning women sacrificed her body for you NAS & that's what you title your album!?</span></strong></div><div><strong></strong><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQzzVpBA4SpdEj5QSfJlR9i0VWZzA9bNzEvG2Tn-a_ZpyvvrfAiHyukctJKNu9oAzEMLMFd8ROzd1eDow-rG8imsZmqTf_bauzMf7e-SlsNDK6d5kZMGZFI541521SVq1EF6kwsfrNF1M/s1600-h/woman.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5122386494853394082" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQzzVpBA4SpdEj5QSfJlR9i0VWZzA9bNzEvG2Tn-a_ZpyvvrfAiHyukctJKNu9oAzEMLMFd8ROzd1eDow-rG8imsZmqTf_bauzMf7e-SlsNDK6d5kZMGZFI541521SVq1EF6kwsfrNF1M/s320/woman.JPG" border="0" /></a></div><div><strong></strong> </div><div><strong><span style="color:#33ff33;">damn.</span></strong></div>MID DAY WOWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11902242617928096524noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6675450028193436613.post-89397293901170528102007-09-12T20:31:00.000-07:002008-11-07T02:27:44.196-08:00ONE MORE DAY TILL FRIDAY!<div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;color:#33ff33;"><strong>WHAT'S UP WITH THE ROBBERS OF '07??</strong></span></div><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKB2EUMsENg_AS9e1h1LoPykzYpV42VUV77_6klr7K6kOQmZf3pVkIGKakCVerGW3nHQN3DhMZrxr30GZY_k0kLc1hWrQcDjUymtajqCmuDFv_3aEDcOsRutZSQnnjX42cfvWlKbv93D0/s1600-h/bank_robbers.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5109530217437098018" style="CURSOR: hand" height="167" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKB2EUMsENg_AS9e1h1LoPykzYpV42VUV77_6klr7K6kOQmZf3pVkIGKakCVerGW3nHQN3DhMZrxr30GZY_k0kLc1hWrQcDjUymtajqCmuDFv_3aEDcOsRutZSQnnjX42cfvWlKbv93D0/s320/bank_robbers.jpg" width="214" border="0" /></a></span></strong></div><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">This past Monday in Minnesota, a dude robbed a woman of her keys & phone, but before he fled the scene, <span style="color:#ffffff;">homeboy got down on one knee, took off her shoe and proceeded to lick her toes.</span></span></strong></div><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#ffffff;">Haha, sounds like my type of robber!</span> Jk...kind of. Seriously though, if your going to rob then rob! What's your ass doing with keys, a cellphone & 5 toes??</span></strong></div><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:100%;color:#33ff33;">ON TOP OF THAT...</span></strong></div><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Last Wednesday in Colorado, this dumbass walks into a bank <span style="color:#ffffff;">high off of testosterone & stupidity...</span>hands the teller a note asking for 5,000...get's his dough...hums a tune & precedes on his merry way.</span></strong></div><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Two days later dude is arrested. Why you ask, because <span style="color:#ffffff;">he wrote the note on the back of one his personal checks...</span></span></strong></div><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:100%;color:#33ff33;">WHY?!</span></strong></div><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Hey I'd rather the stupid bad guys then the intelligent bad guys...</span></strong></div><br /><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;"></span></strong></div><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#33ff33;">CRANK THAT SOULJA BOY WEEZY!</span></strong></div><br /><p align="center"><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-jKdM_h29gU"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><br /><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-jKdM_h29gU" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="color:#ffffff;">HAHA....Weezy always leaves me speechless. </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="color:#ffffff;">Personally I think I prefer "hit em wit da wam!"</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="color:#ffffff;">hahaha</span></strong><br /><br /></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ffffff;"><strong><span style="color:#33ff33;">WHITE BOYS ARE FUNNY TOO</span>!</strong></span><br /><br /><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/p9dj373h8eg"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><br /><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/p9dj373h8eg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /></p><p align="center"><strong>Where's the small pee pees?? Lawwwd knows <span style="color:#ffffff;">you can't have a "Crank That White Boy" with out the small pee pees & shrivled bo bos.</span> HAHA!</strong> </p><p align="center"><strong><span style="color:#ffffff;">Calm down! I kid, I kid</span></strong></p><br /><br /><p align="center"><span style="color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-size:180%;color:#33ff33;"><strong>QUOTE OF THE DAY: RATATOUILLE FOOL JA RULE</strong></span><br /></p></span><br /><p align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMNmL9FGz8E-ZJz5lDwH3qXB16dFq05el8NrV81WCSKJJX3DgSDhavgm7nPFXxzW-4HWhrFU848rvTI7U2WACxvl_W766htXXuUWYs2OXT_wOgZgqbAcGzL-JLYhKLm4zgdjINCI2YnEE/s1600-h/ja+rule.jpg"><strong><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5109537553241239602" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMNmL9FGz8E-ZJz5lDwH3qXB16dFq05el8NrV81WCSKJJX3DgSDhavgm7nPFXxzW-4HWhrFU848rvTI7U2WACxvl_W766htXXuUWYs2OXT_wOgZgqbAcGzL-JLYhKLm4zgdjINCI2YnEE/s320/ja+rule.jpg" border="0" /></strong></a><br /></p><p align="center"><strong>In a recent interview with Complex magazine Ja Fool had this to say:</strong><br /></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;">“We need to go step to MTV and Viacom, and lets talk about all these fucking shows that they have on MTV that is promoting homosexuality, that my kids can’t watch this shit. Dating shows that’s showing two guys or two girls in mid-afternoon. Let’s talk about shit like that! If that’s not fucking up America, I don’t know what is.”</span></strong></p><br /><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#33ff33;">wow! somebody needs to get gang banged...</span></strong></p>MID DAY WOWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11902242617928096524noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6675450028193436613.post-67695623025651039082007-09-12T11:55:00.001-07:002008-11-07T02:27:44.436-08:00WEDNESDAY'S CELEBRITY WOW!<strong>I know all of yall heard about <span style="color:#ffffff;">baby Kanye crying over his VMA spanking</span>, but let's <em>really hear it...</em>straight from the Mr. West himself... </strong><br /><br /><p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_-631TgPP2s" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"></embed></p><strong><span style="color:#ffffff;">Can one of you negros supply yo man with a bottle of sperm & some bouncy balls</span>...the tantrum needs to stop! I want to hear a celebrity wailing when they've accidentally burnt 10million dollars. We're happy your problems include not getting a VMA Kanye, while we're busy <span style="color:#ffffff;">paying back Ms. Sallie Mae. </span></strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>Must be nice!!</strong><br /><br /><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="color:#33ff33;"><strong>I guess I can't stay mad at Kanyeezy for too long when he comes out with a video like this...</strong></span></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>KANYE WEST ft. T.PAIN - "GOOD LIFE"</strong></span></div><p align="center"><embed src="http://videos.onsmash.com/e/p9Bk7dD5pzw9Mskx" width="448" height="374" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></p><br /><div align="center"><span style="color:#33ff33;"><strong>Dope.</strong></span> </div><div align="center"><br /></div><p align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ffffff;"><strong>CAUGHT!</strong></span><br /></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:85%;">I wonder who's buying E in Spain...</span></strong><br /></p><p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BVkvdeaz7lc" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"></embed></p><div align="center"><strong>Is that your excuse for why everyone catches you "playin" with your homeboys??<span style="color:#ffffff;"> I see you Did-E.</span> Before getting fucked up let's concentrate on giving the Making Da Band dudes a name other than... The Making Da Band Dudes.</strong></div><br /><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ffffff;"><strong>STOP CALLING BLACK PEOPLE GHETTO!</strong></span><br /></div><br /><p align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhm31vyDRddmk3h35Ffczkb9EqLkNBH6T0j_Ze86cqVoOrQks-kw1AjXTlOA5MVpir4TtP7qvPdXxLfJKRLqz4CgtFtRm2t3HWu0hHAMCcCZmeGn07Z8pYi3UbKt9X9Nioua1AQwihj164/s1600-h/celine.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5109402691268145170" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhm31vyDRddmk3h35Ffczkb9EqLkNBH6T0j_Ze86cqVoOrQks-kw1AjXTlOA5MVpir4TtP7qvPdXxLfJKRLqz4CgtFtRm2t3HWu0hHAMCcCZmeGn07Z8pYi3UbKt9X9Nioua1AQwihj164/s320/celine.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><p align="center"><strong>Celine Dion is too much! I know your going to miss your Las Vegas show, but damn! I think they would've preferred flowers & a red lipped kiss on the cheek.</strong></p><br /><p align="center"></p><br /><p align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;">Because someone cares</span>...</strong></span></p><br /><p align="left"><strong><span style="color:#ffffff;">- J.Lo's baby boomin</span></strong></p><br /><p align="left"><strong><span style="color:#ffffff;">- Super head is engaged. I suggest her special someone have an in-house gyno to perform daily checkups...</span></strong></p><br /><p align="left"><strong><span style="color:#ffffff;">- Foxy Brown's giving birth in the slammer.</span></strong></p>MID DAY WOWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11902242617928096524noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6675450028193436613.post-8772777858211933972007-09-10T23:14:00.000-07:002008-11-07T02:27:45.414-08:00TIME 2 SHINE TUESDAY!<p align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVR-hoc4aBipi_TX9tP2pvSedM6XEeEDWvtPVNwlpBjTICRyoJLwU0FQt_ik3WhuFMcK2dwrGCJecBk67hsJh8P12e_BlCxB0RKrjpMUZ1x5oZzA6AZ2Im8fImpJRXfp6RIXMFTKzSm38/s1600-h/britney-spears-evil.jpg"></a></p><strong><span style="color:#ffffff;">Betcha didn't think I could hit you with the two consecutive days did ya??</span> Well I did it bitch! I'm typing this up while glancing back & forth at <span style="color:#ffffff;">VH1's Mission Man Band.</span> Ever watch that shit?? Where the ex boy banders try to reinvent themselves into a new, credible group. I orginally thought this was a joke, but I just looked up & saw Chris Kirkpatrick from 'N Sync with tears in his eyes....<span style="color:#ffffff;">back to channel surfing.</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#33ff33;">moving on...</span><br /><br /><div><strong>I know everyone & their momma has been <span style="color:#ffffff;">pointing and laughing at Britney</span>, but I can't help but bring the poor girl up again. Literally everything went wrong with her VMA performace. <span style="color:#ffffff;">From her hair down to her nails...</span></strong><span style="color:#ffffff;"> </span><br /><br /></div><p align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFUDWo2upm8WukbgZljq1SA8mxvWqCq6tJfA9j9pL4WPJ3ingDG8ph7fewgYeb8-OjyXkML7EYdys1Y7Jvw0Bt5L1UJIa_Mv10WwJ9XtpjmJ9H9dmK_uzM5kUVB5BdjVpmBijIlcdRk7c/s1600-h/britney-nails.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5108836035897938482" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFUDWo2upm8WukbgZljq1SA8mxvWqCq6tJfA9j9pL4WPJ3ingDG8ph7fewgYeb8-OjyXkML7EYdys1Y7Jvw0Bt5L1UJIa_Mv10WwJ9XtpjmJ9H9dmK_uzM5kUVB5BdjVpmBijIlcdRk7c/s320/britney-nails.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><br /><p align="center"><span style="color:#33ff33;"><strong>Perez is effin crazy for catching this one! And Britney...well Britney is just effin crazy!</strong></span></p><br /><p align="center">I<strong> SWEAR THIS IS MY LAST BRITNEY RELATED POST<br /><br />BUT...</strong></p><p align="center"><strong>A DUDE NAMED CHRIS CROCKER KNEW TODAY WAS TIME 2 SHINE TUESDAY!</strong><br /><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kHmvkRoEowc" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"></embed><br /><br /><br /><strong>Hahaha I don't even know where to begin or where to end when it comes to this character named <span style="color:#ffffff;">crackhead crocker.</span> Hold your head up high Brit, with this guy by your side you're guaranteed<span style="color:#ffffff;"> at least 10 album sales...</span></strong></p><br /><br /><p align="center"></p><div align="center"><span style="color:#33ff33;"><strong>CLICK </strong></span><a href="http://www.myspace.com/itschriscrocker"><span style="color:#33ff33;"><strong>HERE</strong></span></a><span style="color:#33ff33;"><strong> 4 MORE ON CRACKHEAD CROCKER, CAUSE I SURE AS HELL DON'T KNOW WHO HE IS...</strong></span><br /></div><br /><div align="center"><br /></div><br /><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">I CAN'T HELP IT! BRITNEY HAS TAKEN OVER TIME 2 SHINE TUESDAY!</span></strong><br /><br /></p><p align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFyrD6VKm7dLiJGIoI3AkzzITcfx9jP58qMjW5ys7CIZZnm0aQqvdMINFqAOt_UOLsxyBoiXbgSDyiczSixt1pXAm4utW4xeRiZx4L3cSOlCuA5wpRLYeKGzWyvjj71s0WB3MGnbcqIdU/s1600-h/normal_britneyshortdress10.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5108841812628951634" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFyrD6VKm7dLiJGIoI3AkzzITcfx9jP58qMjW5ys7CIZZnm0aQqvdMINFqAOt_UOLsxyBoiXbgSDyiczSixt1pXAm4utW4xeRiZx4L3cSOlCuA5wpRLYeKGzWyvjj71s0WB3MGnbcqIdU/s320/normal_britneyshortdress10.jpg" border="0" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrwsb8UgMpW4auAX89QVNGKvdjLYSwMZ6NGwQlqshgg5ta-USHSsxL7ED7vZisyIkk0V89HBMDAYXVvNYtzr4tN3tkH0GF7AfevXdLe2n5HqY1Kzr4OP_SCEydzJ9v0-dbKFDCtbWhZmM/s1600-h/britney_butt.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5108839678030205506" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrwsb8UgMpW4auAX89QVNGKvdjLYSwMZ6NGwQlqshgg5ta-USHSsxL7ED7vZisyIkk0V89HBMDAYXVvNYtzr4tN3tkH0GF7AfevXdLe2n5HqY1Kzr4OP_SCEydzJ9v0-dbKFDCtbWhZmM/s320/britney_butt.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /></p><br /><p align="center"></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#33ff33;"></span> </p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#33ff33;">I WANT TO STOP BRIT, BUT I CAN'T! I CAN'T!</span></p><br /><p align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVR-hoc4aBipi_TX9tP2pvSedM6XEeEDWvtPVNwlpBjTICRyoJLwU0FQt_ik3WhuFMcK2dwrGCJecBk67hsJh8P12e_BlCxB0RKrjpMUZ1x5oZzA6AZ2Im8fImpJRXfp6RIXMFTKzSm38/s1600-h/britney-spears-evil.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5108842263600517730" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVR-hoc4aBipi_TX9tP2pvSedM6XEeEDWvtPVNwlpBjTICRyoJLwU0FQt_ik3WhuFMcK2dwrGCJecBk67hsJh8P12e_BlCxB0RKrjpMUZ1x5oZzA6AZ2Im8fImpJRXfp6RIXMFTKzSm38/s320/britney-spears-evil.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><br /><strong>haha! </strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>I'm not going to go as far as posting a photo of her yums, but if your a curious pervert click </strong><a href="http://perezhilton.com/?p=5363#more-5363"><strong>here</strong><br /></a><br /><br /><p align="center"></p>MID DAY WOWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11902242617928096524noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6675450028193436613.post-86888594611418762132007-09-10T06:24:00.001-07:002008-11-07T02:27:46.782-08:00WOW!<span style="color:#ffffff;">I know Wednesday is when I do Celebrity Wow, but after the VMA's last night....shoot! I gotta say something!<br /><br />You already know what I'm about to focus on....</span><br /><br /><div><div><div><br /></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#33ff33;">TIME TO TAKE THE TRASH OUT!</span></strong><br /></div><p align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEL2sYtV_MEdz2Eg73CQ0WAI8mUwbVg5wyxAskwbPIoQjfLbNcm0IGyk-CFvkwkbm2VX5zgArRcyZxaU6rcwTBmLENat4J0MXEPbDw_7WyWsqG3HLjnvgzIWVCyOL3TgP9iskI4qcthYk/s1600-h/brit-vma.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5108567651981545842" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEL2sYtV_MEdz2Eg73CQ0WAI8mUwbVg5wyxAskwbPIoQjfLbNcm0IGyk-CFvkwkbm2VX5zgArRcyZxaU6rcwTBmLENat4J0MXEPbDw_7WyWsqG3HLjnvgzIWVCyOL3TgP9iskI4qcthYk/s320/brit-vma.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><div><br /></div><p align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEirYD3c7sqV6E9l26aNlS9R-m4-t2mpzMF99DW83HBkk7eTFFkJgoLMuMcdgaYPijnSCd0-jUk4iFhq13jhx6czN987op5h6YRI2gjOh37paeJ4zy23SaYkfguSFU9VRuUnljdfJD3FhB0/s1600-h/brit-vma2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5108567866729910658" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEirYD3c7sqV6E9l26aNlS9R-m4-t2mpzMF99DW83HBkk7eTFFkJgoLMuMcdgaYPijnSCd0-jUk4iFhq13jhx6czN987op5h6YRI2gjOh37paeJ4zy23SaYkfguSFU9VRuUnljdfJD3FhB0/s320/brit-vma2.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /></p><div><br /></div><div align="center"><strong>Where do I start!? Lawwwd tell me where do I start!? I know a lot of you were probably wondering why the hell her raggedy ass (sorry Brit) opened, but let's not forget that <span style="color:#66ff99;">this poor</span> <span style="color:#33ff33;">girl is a product.</span> With that said, she is someone's paycheck....whether it's MTV's or her stylist's. She is a prime example of what happens when you don't have a loyal & intelligent team behind you. Shit, I wouldn't be surprised <span style="color:#33ff33;">if Britney's team was a herd of elephants.</span> Someone explain to me how the hell she messed up on lip synching???? The hair extensions, the outfit, the stomach, the everything....or better yet <span style="color:#66ff99;">the nothing.</span> Let's start a collection box & <span style="color:#33ff33;">buy this girl a straight jacket....</span></strong></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="color:#ffffff;">If you missed the disappointment that was Britney Spears, here it is...</span><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WIc0XUS3uxE" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"></embed><br /></span></div><div align="center"><br /></div><div><br /></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#33ff33;">She would have been better off shaving her head for a 2nd time.</span></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div></div><div><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>In all seriousness though, this performance proves even further how mysoginistic our fucking country (world) is. A man would never be exploited like this. Fuck the videos of Beyonce falling & Britney's crotch. Fuck the coverage of Foxy & Kim's trials. I'm on a mission to show you all that men are not as flawless as society makes them.</strong></span> </div><div><br /></div><div><span style="color:#ffffff;"><strong>If you own a a pair of balls beware! I'm about to expose your ass!</strong></span><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span style="font-size:130%;color:#33ff33;"><strong>I JUST HAVE A FEW MORE VMA QUESTIONS & WE'LL MOVE ON....</strong></span></div><div><br /></div><div></div><div><strong>1. Have you ever seen Beyonce look so bad? Better yet, have you ever seen Solange look that good?</strong><br /></div><div><br /></div><p align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6aYzCazrEcjKTmGNVAVZr8rDTxkEtuW6OwzlylTL_jc6fk14qvK0bUktjdRrn0qvZCRSJbLIqhz8hfoQlth5lC8fSw9uZr9_BzC9Fs4aJYN1LjwWlvDAgO_GAIFsZNOW93Ag0ldITzyE/s1600-h/BEYONCE.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5108649441043763618" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6aYzCazrEcjKTmGNVAVZr8rDTxkEtuW6OwzlylTL_jc6fk14qvK0bUktjdRrn0qvZCRSJbLIqhz8hfoQlth5lC8fSw9uZr9_BzC9Fs4aJYN1LjwWlvDAgO_GAIFsZNOW93Ag0ldITzyE/s400/BEYONCE.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><div><br /></div><div><strong>2. Who the hell was Fergie sucking off to receive Female Artist of the Year?<br /></strong><br /></div><p align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfmdlRamHe-q289OMVb4IFGn6YvkpxJ1d5AaAmXRtggEVW-4ycIGRyzeOijWfSkIrOpRy1D3e77dV_iPGU4IlP2P3uFXKwLqYqpS23rffzIKIMlGomlPN-iBe2nUg3JLu5_7_liTD20bo/s1600-h/fergie.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5108650566325195202" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfmdlRamHe-q289OMVb4IFGn6YvkpxJ1d5AaAmXRtggEVW-4ycIGRyzeOijWfSkIrOpRy1D3e77dV_iPGU4IlP2P3uFXKwLqYqpS23rffzIKIMlGomlPN-iBe2nUg3JLu5_7_liTD20bo/s200/fergie.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /></p><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><strong>3. Why was there a standing ovation for Chris Brown, when the little boy lip synched his WHOLE performance...verse, bridge, chorus & all?</strong><br /></div><div><br /></div><p align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-fwnp92sTrvU36avdrdm6GwxypB2D4huKVAdEgzzjCtDAXyHPaz45k7VyqAsx-bv9ac1mK1erPswe6dblFVA3E9AJ7wKOA1kEM-sxwO7iQ-SAiwttM4XjNpjwoc6JewCb1Zhn9XZRhFE/s1600-h/CHRIS+BROWN.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5108650802548396498" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-fwnp92sTrvU36avdrdm6GwxypB2D4huKVAdEgzzjCtDAXyHPaz45k7VyqAsx-bv9ac1mK1erPswe6dblFVA3E9AJ7wKOA1kEM-sxwO7iQ-SAiwttM4XjNpjwoc6JewCb1Zhn9XZRhFE/s320/CHRIS+BROWN.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><div></div><div><strong>4. Why was Lil Mama allowed to stay up this late? Let Big Mama pick out your outfit next time sweetie...</strong><br /><br /></div><div><br /></div><p align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqPTCLI4YUs5A3Ga4tqh5AyZFsH3ChpZye5lAEEMzPo3rLDr_WPovM34BrvgiWEuZd4XzXQMBxD1nfSbKHXo-woY6zXf377msXnXSNp1DUsMmmYNtIzlNS6_QOFNSN4RjIoljb3DjM4h8/s1600-h/LIL+MOMMA.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5108652048088912354" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqPTCLI4YUs5A3Ga4tqh5AyZFsH3ChpZye5lAEEMzPo3rLDr_WPovM34BrvgiWEuZd4XzXQMBxD1nfSbKHXo-woY6zXf377msXnXSNp1DUsMmmYNtIzlNS6_QOFNSN4RjIoljb3DjM4h8/s320/LIL+MOMMA.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#33ff33;"><strong>OKAY....Let me not get out of control with the VMA's.</strong></span></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span style="color:#ffffff;"><strong>While everyone was busy getting nose bleeds backstage, here's what was happening in the real world...</strong></span><br /></div><div align="center"><br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#33ff33;">PULL UP YOUR PANTS NEGRO!</span></strong><br /></div><div><br /></div><p align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwDa7GP7pDFgOEfqNvE97kHFUG0Qr2S7X-rsnrh73a7Qm9LIrVFE05J73CfeqcR-CQGuEIU1CfEST578qFNDyeO_fHMxQ0PVgpPvbR9r5-y0m8r0Lc2vb-idREvbrvQMrFMYHvBT6l1lw/s1600-h/baggy.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5108653388118708722" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwDa7GP7pDFgOEfqNvE97kHFUG0Qr2S7X-rsnrh73a7Qm9LIrVFE05J73CfeqcR-CQGuEIU1CfEST578qFNDyeO_fHMxQ0PVgpPvbR9r5-y0m8r0Lc2vb-idREvbrvQMrFMYHvBT6l1lw/s320/baggy.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><div align="center"><strong><span style="color:#ffffff;">Louisiana, CT, & ATL are now trying to ban baggy pants & will issue a $100 fine to anyone (negros) caught wearing them.</span></strong></div><div><br /></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="color:#ffffff;">Could it have atleast been those long white nightgowns??</span></strong></div><div><br /></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="color:#ffffff;">Don't waste your money on a set of grills...they're next!</span></strong></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div align="center"><br /></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;color:#33ff33;"><strong>GIVE ME THE $4 OR I'LL KILL YOU!</strong></span></div><div><br /></div><div align="center"></div><p align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggxOIkf_Xs2GZXlsyvPBa01S-2YBPr7OkQj7sHWYyyp7WxsYSgZRc3MtIZdC5_4SNr-_VOQ2qknsehBdAuIlcQE42nbnPM5mihIsXorRQ-WpVQMFMG2sR0lXZpypgA0RHZyr10PcSsZSg/s1600-h/doller.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5108654075313476098" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggxOIkf_Xs2GZXlsyvPBa01S-2YBPr7OkQj7sHWYyyp7WxsYSgZRc3MtIZdC5_4SNr-_VOQ2qknsehBdAuIlcQE42nbnPM5mihIsXorRQ-WpVQMFMG2sR0lXZpypgA0RHZyr10PcSsZSg/s320/doller.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><div><br /></div><div align="center"><strong>Read this okay...</strong></div><div><br /></div><div align="center"></div><div><br /></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="color:#ffffff;">"[On August 28th] A knife-wielding robber needed only $4, so he refused to take a $10 bill from his victim and waited while the man made change at a pizza parlor.<br />He then took the $4 and ran off, only to be captured a few blocks away, police said."</span></strong></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><strong>If your going to get arrested then go out in style...rob a bank or something...make it worth your while. If Charlie can find a golden ticket, you can find $4. Idiot! You know what's sad? He's STILL not as stupid as Britney Spears.</strong></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#33ff33;"><strong>yizzikes!</strong></span></div><div></div></div></div>MID DAY WOWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11902242617928096524noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6675450028193436613.post-76122250494846226172007-09-05T08:10:00.000-07:002008-11-07T02:27:47.388-08:00WEDNESDAY'S CELEBRITY WOW!<span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;"><strong><em>The entertainment business is such a fucking circus. Let's see what the animals are up to today shall we...<br /></em></strong></span><div><br /><br /></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>MAKE-OVER OF THE YEAR </strong></span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>GOES TO...</strong></span></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ffffff;"><br /></span></div><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ffffff;">SISTER PATTERSON!</span></strong><br /></div><br /><div><br /><br /></div><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="color:#33ff33;">BEFORE: HOT MESS</span></strong><br /></div><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxIQ75pCueLN6QH1WDjjhR-vAg-NenHsh6dKYxUH2U_qTuK-ry7k-VDcrDllPGEcrBZdk6SK0WvjjwUk6m3miPDXCYIPRWzafzlV5ncDxL_5-Rvr-4SfmdAy_xeu3s9NyouBEuCJSvYxw/s1600-h/sister-patterson.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5106738438295081250" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxIQ75pCueLN6QH1WDjjhR-vAg-NenHsh6dKYxUH2U_qTuK-ry7k-VDcrDllPGEcrBZdk6SK0WvjjwUk6m3miPDXCYIPRWzafzlV5ncDxL_5-Rvr-4SfmdAy_xeu3s9NyouBEuCJSvYxw/s320/sister-patterson.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="color:#33ff33;"><strong>AFTER: <em>KINDA</em> HOT</strong></span><br /></div><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8wpQcw6Hn-DwxdiCKKXfn6BVPRYIZWFkkcCv2db8nCL-9xIIpqVJR_hriMw7UOzsrxldeYIcOIsZPju4w8EGFrdH67dUC-5O-mff1nB33OIzgeN2oMVWFJIvkHIOZ29tf8X7Mo9HZEbk/s1600-h/sister-patterson2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5106738730352857394" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8wpQcw6Hn-DwxdiCKKXfn6BVPRYIZWFkkcCv2db8nCL-9xIIpqVJR_hriMw7UOzsrxldeYIcOIsZPju4w8EGFrdH67dUC-5O-mff1nB33OIzgeN2oMVWFJIvkHIOZ29tf8X7Mo9HZEbk/s320/sister-patterson2.jpg" border="0" /></a></div><br /><div align="center"><br /><strong>Looks like someone</strong> <strong><span style="color:#33ff33;">stole a couple</span></strong> <strong>from the church's collection box... </strong></div><div align="center"><strong>It's about time because that</strong> <span style="color:#33ff33;"><strong>double scoop ice-cream cone dome had to GO!</strong><br /></span></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="color:#33ff33;"></span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="color:#33ff33;">Praissssssse the lawwwwwd!</span></strong></div><br /><br /><br /><div><br /></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>1000 WRONGS MAKE A RIGHT...</strong></span><br /></span></div><br /><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7Q4saGLDM_AT47V0bfdef9caWEROqBGkEHARwUlzwpict6WjZqpkPpcjqSi6v2Mj8Albthq2ztWmcR9PDkE1VFgQFzt5tSFMyrNvPJhV5-y92xl4ovFvdj32WvN-JUBKz7AwKexiD7rw/s1600-h/britney-allure.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5106740667383107906" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7Q4saGLDM_AT47V0bfdef9caWEROqBGkEHARwUlzwpict6WjZqpkPpcjqSi6v2Mj8Albthq2ztWmcR9PDkE1VFgQFzt5tSFMyrNvPJhV5-y92xl4ovFvdj32WvN-JUBKz7AwKexiD7rw/s400/britney-allure.jpg" border="0" /></a></div><br /><div><br /></div><div align="center"><strong>After </strong><span style="color:#33ff33;"><strong>10 crotch shots</strong>,<strong> 1 shaved head</strong>,<strong> 2 kids</strong>, <strong>50 lbs of extra fat</strong> &<strong> 500 embarassing moments</strong>, </span><strong>Britney is finally making the comeback. The new song is called <span style="color:#33ff33;">GIMME MORE</span> & you know what....<span style="color:#33ff33;">I'm actually feeling it</span> (hop off)</strong><br /></div><br /><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="color:#33ff33;">Hear it for yourself</span></strong></div><div align="center"><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2KQxriuE284" width="225" height="150" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"></embed><br /><br /><p></p><br /><br /><p></p><br /><br /><p><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong></strong></span></p><br /><p><span style="color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>WHAT?!</strong></span><br /></span></p><br /><p><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ffffff;"><strong>JA RULE WASN'T HITTIN THAT?!</strong></span><br /><br /></p><p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizPCbHwvEx0PidUr7M0fujebu9Vv9OhRqh4qoon5cm7pVjQm2bSPdmQWZiRZG_N0KAvZrcEBQOliDFqW5I1EqrNqvpaM2LEuIW2QxIaz0LjX-i4869mBqiGorcsFH_TjfNaDQPh-jz7Sc/s1600-h/ashanti.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5106744786256744786" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizPCbHwvEx0PidUr7M0fujebu9Vv9OhRqh4qoon5cm7pVjQm2bSPdmQWZiRZG_N0KAvZrcEBQOliDFqW5I1EqrNqvpaM2LEuIW2QxIaz0LjX-i4869mBqiGorcsFH_TjfNaDQPh-jz7Sc/s320/ashanti.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><p><strong><span style="color:#33ff33;">Irv Gotti was apparently feelin on Ashanti's booty</span></strong> <strong>back in the day when this whole time I thought she was</strong> <strong><span style="color:#33ff33;">breaking off that ratatouille fool Ja Rule.</span></strong> </p><br /><p><strong><span style="color:#33ff33;">Irv gave the play by play to Wendy Williams</span></strong> <strong>last week. Click </strong><a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=gYHsLYEprF4"><strong>HERE</strong></a><strong> to listen to the interview</strong></p><br /><p></p><br /><p></p><br /><p><span style="color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>NO MORE REGGAE FOR YOU</strong></span><br /></span></p><p><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ffffff;"><strong>CHRIS BROWN!</strong></span><br /><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uimc489f4RM" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"></embed></p></div><br /><p align="center"><strong>Ummm....I don't know if I have much of a comment for this one, but I would like to say that</strong> <strong><span style="color:#33ff33;">Chris Brown needs to willie bounce his ass off stage & stick to back flips...</span></strong></p><br /><p align="center"></p><br /><p align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong></strong></span></p><br /><p align="center"><span style="color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>HERE BECAUSE SOMEONE </strong></span><br /></span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ffffff;"><strong>CARES TO KNOW...</strong></span></p><br /><p><strong><span style="color:#33ff33;">Hallie Berry is pregnant</span></strong> <strong>with her blanco's baby...</strong></p><br /><p><span style="color:#33ff33;"><strong>Shaq & Shaunnie are filing for divorce</strong>...</span><strong>the itch was allegedly stealing Shaq's money</strong></p><br /><p><span style="color:#33ff33;"><strong>Diddy & Kim Porter are back on</strong>....</span><strong>gay men have such a swagger don't you think?? Someone needs to give her a "men on the down low" book now.</strong></p><br /><p align="center"></p><br /><p align="center"><br /></p>MID DAY WOWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11902242617928096524noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6675450028193436613.post-89087975034310102882007-08-30T09:44:00.000-07:002007-08-30T09:52:58.807-07:00ALMOST DIDNT HAPPEN..I thought I wouldn't be able to post a MDW for you guys today, but then I thought...<strong>a quickie can be a goodie.</strong> Enjoy!<br /><br /><br /><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ffffff;">WHAT IN THE BLOOOODCLATTT IS GOING ON??</span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></strong> </div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:85%;color:#33ff33;">Keep your eye on yellow...</span></strong></div><br /><br /><br /><p align="center"><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/V1atlEtMVOk"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/V1atlEtMVOk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></p>MID DAY WOWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11902242617928096524noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6675450028193436613.post-27637159163634092482007-08-29T06:43:00.000-07:002008-11-07T02:27:48.307-08:00WEDNESDAY'S CELEBRITY WOW<p align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>The Madness that has become Lauryn Hill..</strong></span><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrDmCVUDwGL5T3Q3auayd9p47XZ1Ab4CVmZ-1fbs6w0Fwhs1vIFRUIzvdrwIKkvAzaXwG9PT3EOd9ozs5IyUBXWrY-ICwDXOP8SXxk5MD2LC9ivr7iOebgIg0WuJbEcxzB86zURkFhAZY/s1600-h/l.hill.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5104129589260144802" style="CURSOR: hand" height="160" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrDmCVUDwGL5T3Q3auayd9p47XZ1Ab4CVmZ-1fbs6w0Fwhs1vIFRUIzvdrwIKkvAzaXwG9PT3EOd9ozs5IyUBXWrY-ICwDXOP8SXxk5MD2LC9ivr7iOebgIg0WuJbEcxzB86zURkFhAZY/s400/l.hill.jpg" width="170" border="0" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7yClZDew3FbNEUfhA-nyIjkEvXKYZxHDL-UqeXdQrekfV7kPtSywHeTnwyzRP6PF0xgxAOxvwacPZGvHCOct9oaiS9mKyfuf5cuTrJPkF7GM97GiACBo6Tdl73EpLrrDeqSou68_-m5k/s1600-h/l.hill2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5104129451821191314" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7yClZDew3FbNEUfhA-nyIjkEvXKYZxHDL-UqeXdQrekfV7kPtSywHeTnwyzRP6PF0xgxAOxvwacPZGvHCOct9oaiS9mKyfuf5cuTrJPkF7GM97GiACBo6Tdl73EpLrrDeqSou68_-m5k/s400/l.hill2.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /></p><p align="center">Take a look at what Pras told Allhiphop.com about his<strong> <span style="color:#000000;">formerly sane Fugees member...</span></strong><span style="color:#000000;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#333333;"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#ffffff;"><strong>“Before I work with </strong><strong>Lauryn Hill </strong><strong>again, you will have a better chance of seeing Osama Bin Laden and [George W.] Bush in Starbucks having a latte, discussing foreign policies, before there will be a </strong><strong>Fugees</strong><strong> reunion. At this point I really think it will take an act of God to change her, because she is that far out there.”</strong></span></span></p><span style="color:#000000;">DAMN! Looks like Lauryn's been <strong>hanging around Britney lately.</strong> Say it aint so!</span><br /><div align="center"><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>RUMOR TIME</strong></span> </div><br /><br /><p align="center"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5104135310156583106" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhX37hz-K3kSgnWMl35zq0Lr23OEUGr_K2T2xYb04B5md3117wSXao2gbmf86DszUgPrILo8kpGEQkOBpGnuEguO_nvfbgM90tWKQ-iCpau27Uw_PYI_dqRgx4pwPf7VIyRcQ5JvjkfSio/s400/quanell.jpg" border="0" /></p><div align="center"><span style="color:#ffffff;">Allegedly, <strong>Quanell,<span style="color:#ffffff;"> winner of Diddy's Making Da Shelves, ahem I mean Band</span></strong></span><span style="color:#ffffff;">, is covering up his love for the crack pipe. No, he's not a C-list star druggie, <strong>he's a mean lean negro loving machine</strong>. I should of known from those <strong>pink lips</strong>...dang!Supposedly, Q broke up with his boyfriend some months back & is now walking down the <strong>narrow streets of heterosexuality.</strong> Either way, I aint mad at him. </span><strong><span style="color:#ffffff;"><span style="color:#ffffff;">I'll tell you if I see him at Pride next summer!</span><br /></span></strong></div><br /><br /><p align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong></strong></span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>GO HEAD GIRL!</strong></span><br /></p><p align="center">Check out <strong>HP's latest commercial featuring Ms. New Booty, Se Se Williams</strong>. No hate from this corner.<br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/p3g_37Kb3cY" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"></embed></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="color:#33ff33;">DOPE!</span></strong></p><strong><span style="color:#33ff33;"></span></strong><p align="center"><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>RANDOM: WHOSE THE </strong></span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>BEAST IN THE SUIT?</strong></span></p><p align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZzmfEt3n1AdAVizPhODs2X4vjmpw6qwOIXFparP7UNQluKGA45gVByctfX1sN6hHKLmgvcFoogqaU2jOtyI7obmE5MPF20ViBWOhG3Cl2p_sixb6vQhJHgcnRX1mAlJWbZpTNL-w-bxk/s1600-h/tyson.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5104148882253238482" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZzmfEt3n1AdAVizPhODs2X4vjmpw6qwOIXFparP7UNQluKGA45gVByctfX1sN6hHKLmgvcFoogqaU2jOtyI7obmE5MPF20ViBWOhG3Cl2p_sixb6vQhJHgcnRX1mAlJWbZpTNL-w-bxk/s400/tyson.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="color:#33ff33;"><strong>Keep smoking Mike cause your pants aint getting any looser brotha..</strong></span><br /></div><br /><br /><p align="center"></p><br /><br /><p align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>Oops..The Bitch Did It Again!</strong></span></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuA7JSJJ8XO_jp-11bIIhhiv4utb3r-mx2NOAKlNHaICI5Dw_3LhXscYqr70pRpOW8QIayzrikGUh4gSbOnYbmrLUKaOLG3_wtVOrvOKbay4r8BPeT-k-nBNUXSdqQ_vBk7GDZObt1Kcg/s1600-h/britney.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5104153202990338274" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuA7JSJJ8XO_jp-11bIIhhiv4utb3r-mx2NOAKlNHaICI5Dw_3LhXscYqr70pRpOW8QIayzrikGUh4gSbOnYbmrLUKaOLG3_wtVOrvOKbay4r8BPeT-k-nBNUXSdqQ_vBk7GDZObt1Kcg/s400/britney.jpg" border="0" /></a></span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong>Remember last week went I posted that Britney had passed on a duet with Justin? Well look at what else she let sit for too long...</strong></p><p align="center"><strong>This morning on Ryan Seacrest's radio show, Neyo had this to say about Britney:</strong></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;"><strong>“I have no idea what’s going on with Britney Spears right now. The last thing I heard was that Britney was mad at me over some songs that were supposed to go to her that wound up going to Nicole Scherzinger. She got the first look. I wrote the songs for Britney Spears, but this was before she shaved her head and went into rehab again. Nicole took the songs and recorded them. Here’s how it happened, I was working with Britney Spear’s people. I wrote 6 to 8 songs for Britney Spears, working really closely with her A&R people at her label. Then Britney Spears goes ahead and shaves her head and goes into rehab. When that happened, I lost all contact with her A&R people, with her label. I was calling them, they weren’t returning phone calls, wouldn’t answer my calls. I’m like, ‘Alright. I guess they’re not interested anymore.’ In the process of all that going on, that’s when I met [Pussycat Doll] Nicole Scherzinger. She’s like, ‘Hey, I’m putting an album together, I’d love you to be a part of it.’ I played her two songs, she loved them. They cut a check, she recorded the songs. Those are her songs. After that happened, that’s when Britney Spears’ people called me like, ‘Hey, why are you giving away Britney’s music?’ I’m like, hold on. Y’all ain’t cutting me no check!”</strong></span> </p><p align="center"><strong><span style="color:#33ff33;">I guess Britney is just one of those people that want to die alone...</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="color:#33ff33;"></span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="color:#33ff33;"></span></strong></p><p align="left"><strong><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span></strong></p><p align="left"><strong><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span></strong></p><p align="left"><strong><span style="color:#ffffff;">RANDOM: Wacko Jacko is 49 today...i have no idea why that makes me laugh! </span></strong></p>MID DAY WOWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11902242617928096524noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6675450028193436613.post-75902656439080351362007-08-28T08:47:00.000-07:002008-11-07T02:27:49.025-08:00TIME 2 SHINE TUESDAY!<span style="color:#000000;"><strong>PSA:</strong> I'm not sure if all of you realized, but I put up an<strong> extra post this past Saturday</strong> that I think everyone should take a look at. I'm sure many of you already know about the<strong> Jena 6 case</strong>, but if you don't, <strong>please educate yourself on the matter</strong> & read/comment on the post.</span><br /><div><br /><div><span style="font-size:85%;color:#33ff33;"><strong>moving on to the lighter side of the world...</strong></span></div><br /><div><strong><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></strong></div><div><strong><span style="font-size:85%;">It's <span style="font-size:180%;color:#ffffff;">TIME 2 SHINE TUESDAY!!</span> </span></strong></div><br /><div><br /></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:85%;color:#33ff33;">let's see who's first!</span></strong><br /><br /></div><br /><p align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0prtKcyqSsrzd3NNYyBlC0mQGtZmFxeqsIMGNM_35ODmHKOTk33w8-dmhVGXWIlxScaCTfDfgG9TDsGqO1nbKMp92Wo-3a65YeZcqCeKcVn-6ApztY8fjSovHRT4OPIf1YSgtjAM_bJw/s1600-h/mgd.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5103785515135094866" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0prtKcyqSsrzd3NNYyBlC0mQGtZmFxeqsIMGNM_35ODmHKOTk33w8-dmhVGXWIlxScaCTfDfgG9TDsGqO1nbKMp92Wo-3a65YeZcqCeKcVn-6ApztY8fjSovHRT4OPIf1YSgtjAM_bJw/s320/mgd.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /></p><br /><p align="center">What's the 4th guy's jersey say? <span style="color:#ffffff;">"Please".</span> hahaha.</p><br /><p align="center"><span style="color:#ffffff;">Not that there's anything wrong with a man wanting Moore Goode Dick of course</span>...nice backshots fellas ;)</p><br /><p align="center"></p><br /><p align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;color:#33ff33;"><strong>next!</strong></span><br /><br /></p><br /><div><strong><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></strong></div><br /><p align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhntpauao5m81Bl_yC6fjjDT3YuVNPcYM_rqaKtFvXfeUmRKn4V5f1Zo5apP2gDJldLsEHnRKgxwUKVEgZGK6xJ4OyCQuzCq_ybg79JUt-17y_zhBpN0rPt95s0hT5u_6MmYdmx5qMjCDE/s1600-h/doggybag.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5103783672594124834" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhntpauao5m81Bl_yC6fjjDT3YuVNPcYM_rqaKtFvXfeUmRKn4V5f1Zo5apP2gDJldLsEHnRKgxwUKVEgZGK6xJ4OyCQuzCq_ybg79JUt-17y_zhBpN0rPt95s0hT5u_6MmYdmx5qMjCDE/s320/doggybag.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><br /><div align="center">Yup, that dog is real & <span style="color:#ffffff;">no that bitch ain't playin.</span> This will really make all of Hollywood jump - the bag even doubles as a <span style="color:#ffffff;">coke stuffer!!!!</span><br /><br /><br /></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;color:#33ff33;"><strong>next!</strong></span></div><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></strong><br /></div><br /><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:85%;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-1TAQFd4Z4kHHUNAAyAbtmFBAgQOIsMdDtV4not4RxZN4Yu24QxZ7qrzB7vVIQWspAjJtFsI3g4BL25TpyFE0sOyAmDj4KyI4oohIPspXuGvb5kMhuDKu8d4U0qjU_gTT3WLVzqzIQQc/s1600-h/rapist.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5103783968946868274" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-1TAQFd4Z4kHHUNAAyAbtmFBAgQOIsMdDtV4not4RxZN4Yu24QxZ7qrzB7vVIQWspAjJtFsI3g4BL25TpyFE0sOyAmDj4KyI4oohIPspXuGvb5kMhuDKu8d4U0qjU_gTT3WLVzqzIQQc/s320/rapist.jpg" border="0" /></a></span></strong></p><br /><p align="center">Is it just me or did we <span style="color:#ffffff;">just find our rapist??</span> haha</p><br /><p align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></p><br /><p align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></p><br /><p align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong></strong></span></p><br /><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#33ff33;">TUESDAY SPOTLIGHT: </span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#33ff33;">POLOW DA DON</span></strong></p><br /><p align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6F3JLJL6Qe4s-f5YRLiGuJSgJ12QzON1ELPM4rdibVxuhTXDvwd_X32AT2GHFqgqSXsl_86jPd49yspgi6h6R-ol3CpismkcFYGx6Q_uiqWwfdvLRWCxXYZ1HSKKfXFefA34UWrb_mxk/s1600-h/polow.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5103789505159712866" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6F3JLJL6Qe4s-f5YRLiGuJSgJ12QzON1ELPM4rdibVxuhTXDvwd_X32AT2GHFqgqSXsl_86jPd49yspgi6h6R-ol3CpismkcFYGx6Q_uiqWwfdvLRWCxXYZ1HSKKfXFefA34UWrb_mxk/s320/polow.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><p align="center">In a recent interview with <a href="http://allhiphop.com/blogs/djsproducers/archive/2007/08/27/18438140.aspx">Allhiphop.com</a>, the "King of all White Girls" had this to say:</p><p align="center"><span style="color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-size:130%;">"<strong>There was a stage in my life where I went crazy with dating white women. I have nothing against black women, but they’re raised differently. White women are raised to respect and serve their men. Black women are taught to question [their men]. Black women look at submission as being weak. White women look at submission as being a woman. And anyone who has a problem with this statement is ignorant. Just look at the divine order; it goes man, woman, child."</strong></span></span></p><p align="center"><span style="color:#33ff33;"></span></p><p align="center"><span style="color:#33ff33;"></span></p><p align="center"><span style="color:#33ff33;"></span></p><p align="center"><span style="color:#33ff33;">_________________________________________________</span></p><p align="center"><span style="color:#33ff33;">No shame! Motherfuckers are<strong> bold as all hell these days! </strong>My comment on this would last for days so <strong>I'm just going to remind myself that not all [black] men are egotistical, stupid bastards whose ONLY talents lie within music</strong> & leave it at that. <strong>What do you think??</strong></span></p><p align="center"><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span></p></div>MID DAY WOWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11902242617928096524noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6675450028193436613.post-83275159027917492212007-08-27T09:01:00.000-07:002007-08-27T13:57:43.372-07:00"Back 2 Life, Back to MDW"What's worse then <strong>plain stupidity?</strong> <strong>Stupidity caught on tape</strong>.<br />To all my idiots out there, please shy away from the camera. Y<strong>ou don't want to end up on MID DAY WOW like these bag of fools....<br /></strong><br /><br /><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;color:#33ff33;"><strong>I Think I've Found </strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;color:#33ff33;"><strong>Bush's Speech Writer!</strong></span><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lj3iNxZ8Dww" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"></embed></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">Lawd have mercy! Two bets she has a<strong> "Fuck me I'm dumb!"</strong> sign on the back of her dress. I know somewhere backstage there was a brunette telling her<strong> "Show em what blondes are made of!"</strong> Hey, at least we know it's official now...pure air. 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align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong></strong></span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;color:#33ff33;"><strong>What's the Point of This!?</strong></span><br /></p><p align="center"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/S2_dHMbNTR0" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"></embed></p><p align="center">This must be <strong>one hell of a girl he's trying to impress</strong>. Someone tell dude that the bitch is not worth it. Seriously, what is he doing!? Preparing for when the <strong>sky starts falling??</strong></p>MID DAY WOWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11902242617928096524noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6675450028193436613.post-29683509320934279062007-08-25T07:37:00.000-07:002007-08-27T11:30:15.322-07:00EXTRA: THE JENA 6<strong><span style="color:#ffffff;">Many people believe that racism is dead.</span></strong> More specifically that there are now equal rights between Blacks & Whites. <span style="color:#ffffff;"><strong>Many people also believe that racism is still alive.</strong> </span>I happen to be one of those people....<br /><br /><strong><span style="color:#33ff33;">Ignoring the problem doesn't solve the problem. If you are White, Black, Hispanic, Asian.....an AMERICAN, then please take a look at this video.</span><br /></strong><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YuoiZnr4jLY" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"></embed><br /><br />If you support <strong><span style="color:#ffffff;">justice for ALL</span></strong>, then please sign the petition for the Jena 6 <a href="http://www.petitiononline.com/aZ51CqmR/petition.html"><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ffffff;"><strong>HERE</strong></span></a>MID DAY WOWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11902242617928096524noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6675450028193436613.post-73355302554556026842007-08-24T07:58:00.000-07:002008-11-07T02:27:50.140-08:00TGIF BITCH! Let the Weekend Begin!<div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;color:#33ff33;"><strong>Gotta Let It Burn!</strong></span></div><br /><br /><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcnaGB8DxDz4oS0bYaswTPN8bYJeaTZaO3nNtQvWMJSkchgMZ643CXjfbugaV1CbmpBforER-PTs7CUEktZPO25LHekb0nsY9g6XN6agSlzTkpBM6C6xlYIfd1cZDfx2BeGGTIP1GzNBw/s1600-h/penis+burn.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5102290991070138322" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcnaGB8DxDz4oS0bYaswTPN8bYJeaTZaO3nNtQvWMJSkchgMZ643CXjfbugaV1CbmpBforER-PTs7CUEktZPO25LHekb0nsY9g6XN6agSlzTkpBM6C6xlYIfd1cZDfx2BeGGTIP1GzNBw/s320/penis+burn.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /></div><br /><br /><div align="center">On Tuesday, this Russian woman <strong>turned psycho bitch</strong>, wanted to punish her ex-husband (divorced for 3yrs) for adultry in the worst way her sadistic head could possibly think of. One night when ex-dude had fallen asleep while watching a hot session of xxx, Irinia, 41, <strong>grabbed a bottle of vodka poured it over her unsuspecting ex's pe pe</strong> & proceeded to light a match. <strong>Homegirl was furious when her match blew out</strong>, so she went to plan b and lit a <strong>newspaper on fire</strong>....I think you know what happened next. <strong>Needless to say, this is her ex-husband...<br /></strong><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5102293735554240482" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGv7vbmKasxjKlVd3bm9ZqU92xPfG_86z9njklLdobmBYC0d6NiSLjaJ09nesI0zBVpWJMLWxROT0Q7Ha4QXXLQudB-9MNYjv27wMWmliTIVkaCTF9JgyTt5xAKLblHeJqOssB-BPq1t8/s320/burntman-1.jpg" border="0" /><br /><br /></div><br /><br /><p align="center"><em><strong>Yizzikes!</strong><br /></em><br /></p><br /><br /><p align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;"><strong></strong></span> </p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;"><strong>speaking of revenge...</strong></span></p><br /><br /><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></strong><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#33ff33;">It's a Dog Eat Woman World</span></strong><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfjNNnIiyExq-Sfu_lTbEuK9HTuzpoaxF07yu7oN9nrJPuyfGoWRrD5rhZl9EDaUpPzGHczHYL14NOasl63XXooFhYo0nmuy-xUXgNw52xWfSDkpKAeTpbhXGbL5Qg8VcOY-nkN4PyODU/s1600-h/dogs_pitbull.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5102298099241013234" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfjNNnIiyExq-Sfu_lTbEuK9HTuzpoaxF07yu7oN9nrJPuyfGoWRrD5rhZl9EDaUpPzGHczHYL14NOasl63XXooFhYo0nmuy-xUXgNw52xWfSDkpKAeTpbhXGbL5Qg8VcOY-nkN4PyODU/s320/dogs_pitbull.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />This past Tuesday in Seattle, Sue Ann Gorman, 59 was sleeping in her comfy bed when all the sudden <strong>2 angry pitbulls stormed into her home through an unlocked door</strong>. The little bowwows killed Sue's own dog & attacked her brutally in what police call "<strong>the worst mauling they had ever seen".</strong> Poor Sue Ann tried to defend herself <strong>by shooting the dogs, but they just wouldn't die.</strong> Sue finally was able to run to her car & dial 911 for help. Police say that the pitbulls belonged to the woman's neighbor....hmmm I wonder if her neighbor is Mike Vick. </p><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;"><strong>speaking of dogs...</strong></span></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#33ff33;">WTF!?</span></strong></div><br /><br /><div align="center"></div><br /><br /><p align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmDFmeqQ3razyN9BJEH5xdoUgPsRAg95uNNxZgzvyknjsw_YDqNHwXXRgFl3hcYHhf2_b-ytHm_wG8xOJLX3OoZxb-H4jJNqa2WLj-EE11k6Oq18LTxoric2NUnKAdDSeZCWVxZcMSIzk/s1600-h/dog_tattoo.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5102301685538705410" style="WIDTH: 234px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 220px" height="310" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmDFmeqQ3razyN9BJEH5xdoUgPsRAg95uNNxZgzvyknjsw_YDqNHwXXRgFl3hcYHhf2_b-ytHm_wG8xOJLX3OoZxb-H4jJNqa2WLj-EE11k6Oq18LTxoric2NUnKAdDSeZCWVxZcMSIzk/s320/dog_tattoo.jpg" width="234" border="0" /></a></p><br /><br /><strong>The Renaissance Tattoo Parlor</strong> in Denver Colorado has now invented a method of<strong> inking up animals.</strong> What happened when animals use to roam the earth wild & free. Now so many are<strong> forced to be trendsetting accessories</strong>. Tell me, wtf a dog needs a tattoo for! <strong>The coke head Hollywood starlets are going to make this place famous!</strong><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div align="center"></div><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;color:#33ff33;"><strong>WTF #2</strong></span></div><br /><br /><p><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#33ff33;"></span></strong></p><p align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisHCxItLgtm6_wlDbIUjG22GAExWlXsgcOqZT_uS0x2WV17ibPl13Bm54CRKYY_U_FSqoSXGEgQyfzwQkE5tUgh-LLZkuIFOOn7Lz6641_UPeAXCozSOXplfZzAgnoBmO9eGIuiA9EIrE/s1600-h/gay+pride.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5102303416410525714" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisHCxItLgtm6_wlDbIUjG22GAExWlXsgcOqZT_uS0x2WV17ibPl13Bm54CRKYY_U_FSqoSXGEgQyfzwQkE5tUgh-LLZkuIFOOn7Lz6641_UPeAXCozSOXplfZzAgnoBmO9eGIuiA9EIrE/s320/gay+pride.jpg" border="0" /></a></p>I'm not one to judge, especially when it comes to the gay community, but I know even some of them can agree with me when I ask: <strong>Is it reaalllly necessary that there be RAINBOW STRAIGHT JACKETS for gay patients at an asylum??????</strong> Well I guess <strong>The Great Lakes Psychiatric Asylum in Detroit</strong> thinks so. It is the only asylum that offers their patients the choice of wearing either white or gay pride colored straight jackets. <strong>Are the doctors there crazy too??<br /></strong><br /><p></p><br /><br /><div align="center"><br /></div><p align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisHCxItLgtm6_wlDbIUjG22GAExWlXsgcOqZT_uS0x2WV17ibPl13Bm54CRKYY_U_FSqoSXGEgQyfzwQkE5tUgh-LLZkuIFOOn7Lz6641_UPeAXCozSOXplfZzAgnoBmO9eGIuiA9EIrE/s1600-h/gay+pride.jpg"></a> </p><br /><br /><div align="center"></div>MID DAY WOWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11902242617928096524noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6675450028193436613.post-46618305387311170382007-08-23T10:22:00.000-07:002008-11-07T02:27:50.740-08:00Another Day of WOWsI've rallied up <strong>yet another herd of wows</strong> for you. Watch out cause <strong>they're coming</strong> to you...<br /><div><div><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>NOW!</strong></span></div><div align="center"><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#33ff33;">Take it Off!</span></strong><br /><br /></div><p align="center"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5101949257702264722" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQR2doWndM2R3pQmI5Lcx3WMtoHxMqRC3zzYOndLRqvxTq2fdKH-NEUv3gZ_Q1YOwpN6Bo1jGgMeJ9FAbRNVyGhS-1YS3d4dI2hWzb_WqicBI40wQ3qB0Dm-9KHmX5AtQMsWRhxqMJ-R4/s320/nudity.gif" border="0" /><br /></p><p align="center">Pack up your bags my <strong>perverted readers</strong>, because it's time to move to <strong>Brattleboro,</strong> <strong>Vermont!!!</strong> Why you ask, because <strong>public nudity is now</strong> <strong>LEGAL!</strong> This was announced yesterday & as a result the town's population has increased by 10,000! Alright, maybe that part's false, but I bet you I'm not too far off from the truth. It's about time this happened bc people don't seem to realize that it is <strong>not truly instinctual to wear clothing, but more ideological</strong>. HOLD UP! Who the hell really wants to go to Vermont anyway, bunch of <strong>naked Martha Stewarts</strong> running around...I'll pass.</p><div><br /><br /></div><p align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;"><strong>speaking of perverts...</strong></span><br /><br /></p><div><br /></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;color:#33ff33;"><strong>1 Question: WHY?!</strong></span><br /></div><div align="center"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5101956687995686818" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNri9KQRf9PKWWrBcCuFfpKGysMos6oZKhbPoUxQ8HgziTceKRkbjrJ4f1nMejOARkbXHJpvmhcPsf7VytrjysbZjvTxRpBTUGVI7WpVbCsZ9pEqZLtAEGmtgB61D5XVkn3n55hld9dQQ/s320/corpse.jpg" border="0" /><br /><br />Is getting a woman <strong>that hard</strong> <strong>in Wisconsin</strong>? Apparantly, because 3 dudes, all 21, two of which are twin brothers, realized that the only way they <strong>were going to lose their virginity</strong> was by sticking their trunks in a dead girl's body. These nasty little fuckers <strong>saw a young girl's obituary photo in the newspaper</strong> & decided she was hot enough to<strong> dig up and sex up</strong>. Why?! Why?! Why?! We have <strong>hoes</strong>, we have <strong>sluts</strong>, we have <strong>prostitutes,</strong> we have <strong>desperate older woman</strong>! COME ON! This only <strong>reaffirms my decision to be cremated...<br /></strong></div><div align="center"><br /></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;"><strong></strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;"><strong></strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;"><strong>speaking of sticking things...</strong></span></div><div> </div><div><br /></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;color:#33ff33;"><strong></strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;color:#33ff33;"><strong>May I Please Borrow Your Pencil</strong></span><br /><br /></div><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3KiAy265tlT6n1XSBzr_DfGkQN546rTY0QFDOpAjilJgkpLYFDNDtfWWnCpo-DOuOInwXqoE1q1B76rwgtNwCFo1F_lvabfBDIhJHIV-FXNdttgEouuhVnpabxQ-XmjM740jhmcvrP7E/s1600-h/mn_pencil_head_fra802.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5101959402415017906" style="WIDTH: 220px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 242px" height="242" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3KiAy265tlT6n1XSBzr_DfGkQN546rTY0QFDOpAjilJgkpLYFDNDtfWWnCpo-DOuOInwXqoE1q1B76rwgtNwCFo1F_lvabfBDIhJHIV-FXNdttgEouuhVnpabxQ-XmjM740jhmcvrP7E/s320/mn_pencil_head_fra802.jpg" width="164" border="0" /></a></div><div><br /></div><div align="center"></div><div><br /></div><div align="center">Imagine having a pencil stuck in your head for <strong>55 motherfreaking years</strong>! That's what happened to a German woman named Margaret Wegner who recently had it removed at the age of 59. When she was <strong>4yrs old she fell holding a 3.15 inch pencil</strong> that went through her cheek & into her brain. The poor lady waited that long bc there was <strong>no technology</strong> available to help her. Dang! Life must have sucked for her!</div><div> </div><div><br /></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;"><strong></strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;"><strong></strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;"><strong>speaking of technology...</strong></span></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></strong> </div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></strong></div><div align="center"></div><strong><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></strong></div><div></div><div></div><div><strong><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></strong><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#33ff33;">The Winner of the Worst Name Goes To:</span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></strong></div><p align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGWORpJmkBKw1uuzawNv_coqTZ6OwZ-3EJvuhThW0amGrqmkaMdX3A2gbuiDCLUax1-Ypgx8VJ38JLY9eBaL74u0TJEcnnYtSYZhzt7PR_4VOK9fEn20uCodukrDjHY6e1eSd-MztE6kY/s1600-h/At+symbol.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5101965501268578242" style="WIDTH: 251px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 222px" height="288" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGWORpJmkBKw1uuzawNv_coqTZ6OwZ-3EJvuhThW0amGrqmkaMdX3A2gbuiDCLUax1-Ypgx8VJ38JLY9eBaL74u0TJEcnnYtSYZhzt7PR_4VOK9fEn20uCodukrDjHY6e1eSd-MztE6kY/s320/At+symbol.jpg" width="251" border="0" /></a></p><p align="center">A Chinese couple decided that it would be best to <strong>torture their child</strong> for the rest of his life by naming him <strong>@.</strong> <strong>No not AT, @.</strong> No fucking comment.</p><div><br /></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></strong></div><div><br /></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></strong></div></div>MID DAY WOWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11902242617928096524noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6675450028193436613.post-13288118411534703772007-08-22T10:08:00.000-07:002008-11-07T02:27:51.953-08:00WEDNESDAY CELEBRITY WOWThough <strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;">MDW</span></strong> was made to remind you that <strong>there are crazier things in the world</strong> then who fucked super head. I'm going to<strong> try out this celebrity wow</strong> thing on Wednesdays & see how you like it. Starting......<br /><br /><br /><div><div><div><div><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>NOW!</strong></span><br /><br /></div><br /><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:180%;color:#33ff33;">Britney Spears Says No to Duet with JT</span></strong><br /></div><br /><br /><p align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFUw5kmrpq5WiyDj6HDUrMetq2kYwIOwdQRvoWQWKciIuuevZUPDNWbL9Ka8c2VVW7CdIliVlQrmWLlMMCa970xFqL7BPUhXReb4otkbMX-114c6s_z4ovy3WSI-lOqopzVyIqrGGZ4do/s1600-h/brit.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5101585010115825362" style="WIDTH: 206px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 231px" height="196" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFUw5kmrpq5WiyDj6HDUrMetq2kYwIOwdQRvoWQWKciIuuevZUPDNWbL9Ka8c2VVW7CdIliVlQrmWLlMMCa970xFqL7BPUhXReb4otkbMX-114c6s_z4ovy3WSI-lOqopzVyIqrGGZ4do/s200/brit.jpg" width="326" border="0" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOvkzwEkZeFLHuXsAg2CSf41T2zgHHpHZwEZoAnG-nWedzVouTQEZtqovCuAleW5xqZoMTHRVgbEyJydmIQDi0iWaPp7sNLsQ9QZ5SnOhgf_4_LfqK0d3cd9PnC9F4Ye6uDkjGbKfSaN4/s1600-h/justin-timberlake.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5101599063248817906" style="WIDTH: 210px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 232px" height="228" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOvkzwEkZeFLHuXsAg2CSf41T2zgHHpHZwEZoAnG-nWedzVouTQEZtqovCuAleW5xqZoMTHRVgbEyJydmIQDi0iWaPp7sNLsQ9QZ5SnOhgf_4_LfqK0d3cd9PnC9F4Ye6uDkjGbKfSaN4/s200/justin-timberlake.jpg" width="150" border="0" /></a></p><br /><br /><div><strong>A long time ago</strong> in a land of cake & icecream, I Tracy G. <strong>used to love</strong> Britney Spears. Yeah I said it! <strong>Hop off!</strong> I don't know what to say about this girl now though, bc bitch has <strong>lost her mind</strong>. <strong>She HAD an opportunity to record a duet with Justin Timberlake</strong>, which would later be released as her first single & she backed down! There's no word as to why she decided to<strong> miss out on her biggest career break</strong>. Hey <strong>maybe life is better as trailer trash</strong> or better yet maybe the <strong>sale of her dolls is bananas!</strong><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwNdm2x9zOg2T6KAj-aTISbXbpa0ba1ygVKni648BXNglsIfN1pCmkIwlrPXOqLTWuS5FnY3vSbX8UT3ytIwSAfWREbfy8_Ad3xno-msZjguZjeVThXCqmTDyBptWjDdUImUIc1HxOPhA/s1600-h/britney_spears_shaved_head_doll.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5101591753214480098" style="WIDTH: 120px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 127px" height="119" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwNdm2x9zOg2T6KAj-aTISbXbpa0ba1ygVKni648BXNglsIfN1pCmkIwlrPXOqLTWuS5FnY3vSbX8UT3ytIwSAfWREbfy8_Ad3xno-msZjguZjeVThXCqmTDyBptWjDdUImUIc1HxOPhA/s200/britney_spears_shaved_head_doll.jpg" width="82" border="0" /></a> <strong>Check out the dolls straight jacket! hahaha.</strong></div><br /><br /><div align="center"><br /></div><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:85%;"><strong></strong></span><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:85%;"><strong>Some other people know how to milk their time....</strong></span></div><div><br /></div><div align="center"><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:180%;"><strong><span style="color:#33ff33;">Tango & Mr. Boston Set to </span></strong></span><br /><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:180%;color:#33ff33;">Star in Spinoff Show!</span></strong><br /></div><br /><br /><p align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtlzdBS0fMhaOQ0xQcLJohyphenhyphenx4u_iZ71ve8ogzUEOZbsrgtSsqIgFVrt_A2pNYnbypAHv2C0qsHRaCxZ2Fq8tZu68jn4eGOVqj_2c8jO2IsVENqWEIP6gBTMw82rqbCgVpd_ddzMUA_kSA/s1600-h/mrboston.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5101601902222200674" style="CURSOR: hand" height="111" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtlzdBS0fMhaOQ0xQcLJohyphenhyphenx4u_iZ71ve8ogzUEOZbsrgtSsqIgFVrt_A2pNYnbypAHv2C0qsHRaCxZ2Fq8tZu68jn4eGOVqj_2c8jO2IsVENqWEIP6gBTMw82rqbCgVpd_ddzMUA_kSA/s400/mrboston.jpg" width="116" border="0" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjipVI7LyqrucUUPf2sH8Bg60QHUCmV42T71cytOZRT4Wol8_c1OZF-XXcxgo4CZcca7Q8D9n8_VRUeccmElDI5S6GUdruQCyKrqisGjAgV7ViYOVvLuh0WbTqQ00i06O0N6TelAFFQI10/s1600-h/tango.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5101604006756175746" style="CURSOR: hand" height="111" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjipVI7LyqrucUUPf2sH8Bg60QHUCmV42T71cytOZRT4Wol8_c1OZF-XXcxgo4CZcca7Q8D9n8_VRUeccmElDI5S6GUdruQCyKrqisGjAgV7ViYOVvLuh0WbTqQ00i06O0N6TelAFFQI10/s320/tango.jpg" width="101" border="0" /></a></p><br /><p align="center"><br /><strong>Who the HELL wants to watch them?!</strong> If I wouldn't notice them on the street <strong>why would I want to on TV</strong>. Flavor of Love has created reality monsters! But hey, they could def give Brit a lesson on <strong>taking advantage of opportunities.</strong> Too bad this show will act as their suicide.</p><br /><div align="center"><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:85%;"><strong>Speaking of suicidal...<br /></div></strong></span><div><br /></div><div align="center"><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:180%;color:#33ff33;"><strong>It's been a good 5min Sean Kingston. </strong></span><br /></div><br /><br /><p align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:180%;color:#33ff33;"><strong><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSWESeomly3fMu-I-mXwV4FIV_SbDt-8gi_8f6iozZVjTOdXefmlqEq41xrdQDJuycJz0DoTduX10-MnBeoZV1PbS2TibMN7bQKYO3NxjHdnHgpW1KD2XerZppo2aylZUTp1yJoZ3OH50/s1600-h/kingston.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5101601472725471026" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSWESeomly3fMu-I-mXwV4FIV_SbDt-8gi_8f6iozZVjTOdXefmlqEq41xrdQDJuycJz0DoTduX10-MnBeoZV1PbS2TibMN7bQKYO3NxjHdnHgpW1KD2XerZppo2aylZUTp1yJoZ3OH50/s320/kingston.jpg" border="0" /></a></strong></span><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#000000;"></span></p><br /><br /><p align="center"><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#000000;">Tell me how groups against suicide are all coming together to have poor bombaclot boy's [only] single <strong>banned from RADIO & TELEVISION</strong>. Why don't they <strong>put that much effort into giving attention to their children</strong> instead of wasting time on ol Seanny boy. The world is toooo much! </span><br /></p><br /><div align="center"><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:85%;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:85%;"><strong>and the cells are filling up!</strong></span></div><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;"></span></strong><br /></div><br /><p align="center"><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:180%;color:#33ff33;"><strong>Guess Who's Going to Jail!</strong></span><br /></p><br /><br /><p align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWPc1WBuNd12TVAyiKho-hej2V2HXlLyWie3b3PwcjFk_jfJD4IDrnIjwv2AgwisZjIdgODheT87tQKjqejxH4h9eqND-21-y6AItQ8R5EuZHUVC1fKqfjRVvbaD4BwKLTyHATy3GGDMk/s1600-h/foxy.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5101602391848472434" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWPc1WBuNd12TVAyiKho-hej2V2HXlLyWie3b3PwcjFk_jfJD4IDrnIjwv2AgwisZjIdgODheT87tQKjqejxH4h9eqND-21-y6AItQ8R5EuZHUVC1fKqfjRVvbaD4BwKLTyHATy3GGDMk/s320/foxy.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#000000;">I know someone reading this cares, so that's why it's here. <strong>No word yet on when or how long Foxy will be in the slammer.</strong> I'm just waiting to see what that weave is going to look like when she comes out! <strong>Party at the nail salon!</strong></span></div><br /><div align="center"><br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:85%;color:#000000;"><strong>Speaking of coming out...</strong></span></div><div><br /></div><div align="center"><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:180%;color:#33ff33;"><strong>Seen Beyonce's Remake of Flashdance Yet?</strong></span></div><br /><div></div></div></div></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><center><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xTfQMUJr5nk" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"></embed> </center><br /><br /><center><strong></strong></center><br /><br /><center>I'm actually not sure if this even<strong> counts as flashing.</strong> I'm pretty sure some breasts are needed for that right? Alright, alright...you caught me I'm hating. <strong>This only reaffirms that Beyonce is the truth! This may have been a different video for others....say like Ciara.</strong></center><br /><br /><center><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:85%;"></span></center><br /><br /><center><span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:85%;">speaking of Ciara...</span></center><br /><br /><center><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;"></span></center><br /><br /><center><span style="font-family:Courier New;"></span></center><br /><br /><center><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:180%;color:#33ff33;"><strong></strong></span></center><center><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:180%;color:#33ff33;"><strong>Guess Who's Swings That Way!</strong></span></center><br /><br /><center><strong><span style="color:#33ff33;"></span></strong></center><br /><br /><center><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#000000;">Well according to Jonathan Jaxson, former publicist to the stars all of these people do:</span></center><br /><br /><center><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;color:#33ff33;"></span></strong></center><br /><br /><center></center><center></center><center></center><center></center><center>Cuba Gooding Jr. </center><br /><br /><center>Jamie Fox</center><br /><br /><center>Usher</center><br /><br /><center>Will Smith</center><br /><br /><center>Jada Pickett Smith</center><br /><br /><center>Eve</center><br /><br /><center>DaBrat</center><br /><br /><center>JC Chasez</center><br /><br /><center>Ryan Cabrera</center><br /><br /><center>Alicia Keys</center><br /><br /><center>Queen Latifah</center><br /><br /><center>PINK</center><br /><br /><center>Tom Cruise</center><br /><br /><center>Paris Hilton</center><br /><br /><center>Lindsay Lohan</center><br /><br /><center>Jodie Foster</center><br /><br /><center>Carmen Electra</center><br /><br /><center>Britney Spears</center><br /><br /><center>Mariah Carey</center><br /><br /><center></center><br /><br /><center><strong>Fun times!!!!</strong></center>MID DAY WOWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11902242617928096524noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6675450028193436613.post-49897018642811963852007-08-21T10:21:00.000-07:002008-11-07T02:27:52.627-08:00TIME 2 SHINE TUESDAYS!Congrats on <strong>winning the Monday battles!</strong> The rest of the week should be cake for you & what's a cake without some<strong><span style="color:#33ff33;"> MDW</span></strong> <strong><span style="color:#33ff33;">icing?!</span><br /></strong><br /><div><div><br /><div><strong>LET'S DIG RIGHT IN!</strong></div><br /><div></div><br /><div>The following photos have made me realize that <strong>NYC is NOT</strong> the craziest place in the world. Tell me if you <strong>agree...</strong></div></div><div><br /></div><div><span style="font-size:180%;color:#33ff33;"><strong>OH!</strong></span> I guess I should also mention that maybe you should<strong> swallow</strong> before some of these, you wouldn't want to make a <strong>mess on your desk...</strong><br /><br /></div><div><br /><strong>LET'S GO!</strong> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div><br /> </div><div></div><div></div><div>This is <strong>beyond inappropriate!</strong> I'm pretty sure rednecks are the funniest people in the world, but nonetheless they <span style="color:#33ff33;"><strong>still wouldn't be missed...</strong><br /></span></div><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFrR8XsHSWo0im1MyjxjU_2w2a__skYBvjMTXNQIawBn3cyAyyEFTwBp0mv9lJXwsljCV9lJ5CN8OeoewZ1zvHZxIG8sWimTj3SZSbPgcSPHgSWWFllMZdNsp-gq_VjvGYay_s67vqZds/s1600-h/battered1.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5101206335734238850" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFrR8XsHSWo0im1MyjxjU_2w2a__skYBvjMTXNQIawBn3cyAyyEFTwBp0mv9lJXwsljCV9lJ5CN8OeoewZ1zvHZxIG8sWimTj3SZSbPgcSPHgSWWFllMZdNsp-gq_VjvGYay_s67vqZds/s200/battered1.jpg" border="0" /></a></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div>I know everyone <strong><span style="color:#33ff33;">needs gold</span></strong> at some point, but damn!</div><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgcVDDY8nm15E4qddCex_Fnr2-arFRJ7Wg2DH8JJYwLr-RCABjrSFhLDy22GB9cov8lvXU-96KjNHG0E4ydLEsyUvwhxytx1AjuG4S97Libr5-tnD_VgO93hpHkV9winAhQpBC7pj0awPI/s1600-h/finger+man.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5101206460288290450" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgcVDDY8nm15E4qddCex_Fnr2-arFRJ7Wg2DH8JJYwLr-RCABjrSFhLDy22GB9cov8lvXU-96KjNHG0E4ydLEsyUvwhxytx1AjuG4S97Libr5-tnD_VgO93hpHkV9winAhQpBC7pj0awPI/s200/finger+man.jpg" border="0" /></a> </div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong>FINALLY! <span style="color:#33ff33;">NO MAN ATTACHED!</span> YES!<br /></strong><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhm_BKvsimiCyrYBYlOzIV8aAvRdfcD2wCwyNAuLEVgwNl7gdJpsJPRdaqyW4PwI1CWL2C9EFaOiVnOIB_J-S5LODO8_4LcVfzKyyqqCEe4h4u7IbW3y6VXAxyZsPV2V7VBV0csWIzfPyM/s1600-h/penis+tree.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5101207332166651554" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhm_BKvsimiCyrYBYlOzIV8aAvRdfcD2wCwyNAuLEVgwNl7gdJpsJPRdaqyW4PwI1CWL2C9EFaOiVnOIB_J-S5LODO8_4LcVfzKyyqqCEe4h4u7IbW3y6VXAxyZsPV2V7VBV0csWIzfPyM/s200/penis+tree.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div></div><br /><div><br /><div></div><div></div><div></div><div>why? why? why? I know this is <strong>somebody's daddy.</strong> <strong><span style="color:#33ff33;">Yours?</span></strong><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaPlYzNFpmTvgnizsT7H5aeFmrjJMx9AQjVrLR1kOAxWt9lydgRdiI-lz9mYq4eLMVATC1dXt__-yQMwqYuffBs5jSJiUT8B6HWnvQBjjfuTmBTJaKTI7eP0KKIYtj0mjy9JC4u7DaBOQ/s1600-h/snake+in+mouth.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5101207564094885554" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaPlYzNFpmTvgnizsT7H5aeFmrjJMx9AQjVrLR1kOAxWt9lydgRdiI-lz9mYq4eLMVATC1dXt__-yQMwqYuffBs5jSJiUT8B6HWnvQBjjfuTmBTJaKTI7eP0KKIYtj0mjy9JC4u7DaBOQ/s200/snake+in+mouth.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /></div><br /><div></div></div>MID DAY WOWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11902242617928096524noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6675450028193436613.post-56515191355079139942007-08-20T10:04:00.000-07:002008-11-07T02:27:52.893-08:00<strong>I'm BACK!</strong> And darker than ever! <strong>Mexico</strong> was everything you envied. First off <strong>never ever</strong> fly on <strong>SPIRIT AIRLINES</strong>. You're better off jogging or swimming to your destination, because <strong>they are moist poo</strong>. However, I do see that they learned from their last <strong>"how the hell did that happen" fuck up</strong> because they definitely asked me to take off my hood "to make sure there wasn't anything <strong>[a monkey]</strong> underneath" hahaha. Good job! Now all they have to do is fix <strong>EVERYTHING </strong>else & they'll be set!<br /><br />moving along...<br /><br /><br />Hey boys look at what I found! Now you've got <strong>two things to worry about squirting out</strong> haha.<strong> FYI: Keep this away from your 10yr old's 4incher....</strong><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BRJooQ3Dgys" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"></embed><br /><br />This is just what our tallest & shortest man need!!! A spray on condom! The only thing that sucks is by the time you've got <strong>yourself ready slip & slide</strong> she'll realize maybe it's <strong>not such a good idea</strong> to fuck your abnormal penis.....<strong>dang.</strong><br /><br />bye!<br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;">One last thing!</span> This is for my 80s babies</strong>, I'm <strong>really hoping</strong> you can feel me on this one. Did you ever notice how much <strong>Yung Jock looks like a Zoombini!? </strong><br /><br />Check out your man on the right with the stunna shades on. Holla!<br /><br />hahaHA<br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMg8dUVUczlwpAIUr_8o9mcsWKGVIp0zbhyekIhPitlpvKiGFR3azgsLL4DAsU7NgJUJ7ScX-qv16lckoWZyqYC8szI8OQ9hZOwBKRvxRgBTCie8pOnrfqEtuLoQaT7pUkJHJ1Txp1bto/s1600-h/jock.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5100832957047328338" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMg8dUVUczlwpAIUr_8o9mcsWKGVIp0zbhyekIhPitlpvKiGFR3azgsLL4DAsU7NgJUJ7ScX-qv16lckoWZyqYC8szI8OQ9hZOwBKRvxRgBTCie8pOnrfqEtuLoQaT7pUkJHJ1Txp1bto/s200/jock.jpg" border="0" /></a> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhd9fgAajnPeiOLoA-n1dvy3EyEAfGsF5bjAatN273-ZmbmIdZ6lkusXXCi5FVHV6kB8C8HvUe-B3yqKaGrhlw__FoHLiyZNv9MbbbIwDA1rC43B7qL_DGglk-409j0yD6nyMR2XAJKowY/s1600-h/zoombini.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5100833128846020194" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhd9fgAajnPeiOLoA-n1dvy3EyEAfGsF5bjAatN273-ZmbmIdZ6lkusXXCi5FVHV6kB8C8HvUe-B3yqKaGrhlw__FoHLiyZNv9MbbbIwDA1rC43B7qL_DGglk-409j0yD6nyMR2XAJKowY/s200/zoombini.jpg" border="0" /></a>MID DAY WOWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11902242617928096524noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6675450028193436613.post-12185495903316561812007-08-10T09:04:00.000-07:002007-08-10T11:02:10.982-07:00NOW IT'S TIME TO SAY GOODBYE........As many of you may already know, <strong>Mid-day WoW will be put on pause all of next week</strong> due to the fact that I'll be<strong> passed out on the sandy beaches of Mexico</strong>. Don't be down though, a week will <strong>pass by quicker than a margarita to my liver</strong> & we'll be <strong>back in business!<br /></strong><br />Speaking of business <strong>let's get right into it</strong>....literally. <strong>You'll see what I mean...<br /></strong><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iMKjxMCNnjw" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"></embed> Now, this may just be me, but didn't it seem like your man was realllly <strong>trying to ease himself in.</strong> Like he was trying to <strong>seduce a virgin</strong> or something. haha. What a surprise it must've been when ol girl <strong>backed her ass up like a pro!</strong><br /><br />Actually! You know what <strong>I just realized?! </strong>I think this was a <strong>freaky beasty buddy threesome</strong> disguised as an "accident". Watching it again, did you spot the <strong>lady on the left</strong> getting <strong>her lube on?</strong> In addtion, <strong>what a coincidence</strong> that the camera just happened to be filming at that moment. hmmmm.....<strong>the sick, sad world we live in</strong>.....hope that wasn't anyone's mother & father! No offense, but I'm not sure <strong>how an elephant is going to keep your boat afloat...</strong><br /><br /><br /><strong>HAVE A GREAT WEEK GUYS!</strong>MID DAY WOWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11902242617928096524noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6675450028193436613.post-44900426020825478992007-08-09T10:51:00.000-07:002008-11-07T02:27:53.587-08:00HOT LANTA<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiO5AuhO4ZCqXzPwbaP0GU1I0U58mWeIj_OsNPlZOO2sXhGPT4oxpik7dp93Q3sUB9ehJr2itStDDcSA-5z7Qgu7FA8aHpgziVqUciP2xqop42sFhF3aWmnDQXmxCTU7yHYtKk9UEtSrE8/s1600-h/croc.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5096784159433826530" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiO5AuhO4ZCqXzPwbaP0GU1I0U58mWeIj_OsNPlZOO2sXhGPT4oxpik7dp93Q3sUB9ehJr2itStDDcSA-5z7Qgu7FA8aHpgziVqUciP2xqop42sFhF3aWmnDQXmxCTU7yHYtKk9UEtSrE8/s200/croc.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglXhGfdZ14AkKemVX1rutwBZkiK5RfW87HP0tfmpvxNlLYTlPG6L5X9cnnwaJYafhDdZUCQye2hv9qzpe9J8jrduY7V7gzAlkuXuAIG9fZHYbZFQPFAajdN7PWt8h1u2PuakLRmkka1hA/s200/croc.jpg" border="0"></a>Guys, I need but <strong>just one moment to vent</strong> about something that has been <strong>bothering me through out the whole summer... </strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>WHAT THE HELL IS TO MY RIGHT????</strong> I hear that nasty thing is called a <strong>"croc"?</strong> You know what? I don't give a damn what they're called, <strong>the flocks of crocs have got to GO!</strong> Honestly, they have to be the worst fashion trend I have ever seen in my 21yrs of life. I don't give a damn who's wearing them - take them OFF!<br /><br /><br />(Breathing out)<br /><br /><br />Okay I feel much better after getting that off my 34c chest.<br /><br /><br />Moving on!<br /><br />______________<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsn2yWES3N0W0ge6LIrH83RyZnVCp9Mb2L4u9FOSejRYv5MdMykSh5IF276rokZ7lia9C53P4-TcMZJCy3gilHWGxZmJFkFdblO0e7x9BINsjTjEwov77beg_Q6Kv7Hy2jnxXqP4ra1mU/s1600-h/used_car_salesman.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5096772352568729778" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsn2yWES3N0W0ge6LIrH83RyZnVCp9Mb2L4u9FOSejRYv5MdMykSh5IF276rokZ7lia9C53P4-TcMZJCy3gilHWGxZmJFkFdblO0e7x9BINsjTjEwov77beg_Q6Kv7Hy2jnxXqP4ra1mU/s200/used_car_salesman.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><strong>In the world of Mid-day WoW news.....</strong>An Atlanta care dealer <strong>shot two of his employees to death</strong> after they repeatedly <strong>asked him for a raise!!</strong> Rolandas Milinavicius admitted to being a brokeass murderer & that he shot the two workers after becoming frustrated with their requests & having to deal with his business' financial problems.<br /><br /><br /><br />Hmmm....I betcha Mr. Milinavicius <strong>must be a millionaire now</strong> after shooting his employees. The police must've handed him the earnings <strong>in cash!</strong> One of those things where you think, <strong>dang why didn't I think of that right?!</strong><br /><br /><br />NOT!<br /><br />IDIOT!<br /><br /><br />_____________<br /><br /><br />So guess what I found out! <strong>There's a new monster in town</strong> replacing our 7ft 9in tall friend Bao Xishun. Yesterday, the Guiness Book of World Records announded that Ukranian, (insert obnoxious accent here) <strong>Leonid Stadnik</strong> took over the title as the world's most looked up to.<br /><br />This dude is 8ft 5in with a <strong>dick the size of a baseball bat!</strong> Swing batta batta swing!!!<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAsxYzvkqapu-3qXpLPZtIHVnY_ND5RYsjv3rOov2Kw7cZJ76X-7OloXqa_cDnrKjQaASJ22rDfJzEnAJXSGOpV4LHEd0h8S9ncHvbjWiW7ZgEJXdUftAcVjCF_l81ECRgjv00QgQsaog/s1600-h/talllll.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5096774186519765202" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAsxYzvkqapu-3qXpLPZtIHVnY_ND5RYsjv3rOov2Kw7cZJ76X-7OloXqa_cDnrKjQaASJ22rDfJzEnAJXSGOpV4LHEd0h8S9ncHvbjWiW7ZgEJXdUftAcVjCF_l81ECRgjv00QgQsaog/s200/talllll.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Leonid lives with his mother <strong>"taking care of the family's house and garden"</strong><br /><br /><br /><p><br />hahahahaha.....I had to laugh, horrible I know. I wonder how much <strong>he gets paid an hour for being the front lawn monument.... </strong><br /></p>The funny thing is that Leonid's crazy growth spurt started at age 14 <strong>after a brain operation apparently heightened stimulation in his pituitary gland</strong>, which produces the human growth hormone. Damn! <strong>Look at the side effects your doctor keeps from you!</strong><br /><br /><br /><strong>PS: do you like the new banner? </strong><a href="http://www.blogger.com/www.eflatonline.com"><strong>Eflat</strong></a><strong>. Get in or get out! Holla!</strong> </div>MID DAY WOWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11902242617928096524noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6675450028193436613.post-45283361377376778052007-08-08T07:53:00.000-07:002008-11-07T02:27:54.199-08:00Going BANANAS<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjj-SipN2UFYlZDgHkFUPU9c3_k4xfgdWHHeQALTVlezZBxi0wSKqg5EOmtO2Kna3jJkhPz59OxyDLHfaHlIb-wZK24E22K62j28kwjA8OV74F0KbBnMhyphenhyphenNOWDtYiyOgL_InPrd6Xw_J_I/s1600-h/tornado_bk2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5096379496205131858" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjj-SipN2UFYlZDgHkFUPU9c3_k4xfgdWHHeQALTVlezZBxi0wSKqg5EOmtO2Kna3jJkhPz59OxyDLHfaHlIb-wZK24E22K62j28kwjA8OV74F0KbBnMhyphenhyphenNOWDtYiyOgL_InPrd6Xw_J_I/s200/tornado_bk2.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjm5efHJR2gDfjUSygJWVzRVcxgJ2GpKINo6PmJPQJjZnZGGp1R8wru9o0hd7Dp8Nhki24q31fwaijUt79oqqWy8Pa-jPQkkxzYxSJjfIpbtPzU7li5YxgCL3ilJkBfxa2BVnWiu7diQLA/s1600-h/tornado_brooklyn.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5096379302931603522" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjm5efHJR2gDfjUSygJWVzRVcxgJ2GpKINo6PmJPQJjZnZGGp1R8wru9o0hd7Dp8Nhki24q31fwaijUt79oqqWy8Pa-jPQkkxzYxSJjfIpbtPzU7li5YxgCL3ilJkBfxa2BVnWiu7diQLA/s200/tornado_brooklyn.jpg" border="0" /></a><a>What the hell happened <strong>early this morning in NYC?!? </strong>Apparantly I slept my ass through one of <strong>mother nature</a><a>'s dramatic temper tantrums</strong>. I swear someone needs to slap that bitch! I'm also hearing there was a tornado in Brooklyn?!? </a>Hmmph! The end is near people...don't say I didn't warn you.<br /><br /><div><div><div>___________</div><div><br /></div><div>Moving right along to <strong>what I'm really "WoWing" about</strong> today....so not only can the US Air Patrol <strong>not control terrorists sitting across from you</strong> on the plane, they als<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJLPj3rtgfHf3Ju2UPH_kzNsq4p-ZMS1szg9i8Ojc87-obaxgy1D7jLf98l7ms4PpAl5qAx4FUFuko86d2nn0lgmSu_p4Lh0u4MnvSk5srznyo76B-iuKc1wr4vRBDMdXWuNC2bnKgr6U/s1600-h/monkey.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5096380204874735746" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJLPj3rtgfHf3Ju2UPH_kzNsq4p-ZMS1szg9i8Ojc87-obaxgy1D7jLf98l7ms4PpAl5qAx4FUFuko86d2nn0lgmSu_p4Lh0u4MnvSk5srznyo76B-iuKc1wr4vRBDMdXWuNC2bnKgr6U/s200/monkey.jpg" border="0" /></a>o can't seem to realize when a fucking <strong>monkey is being smuggled onto a Spirit Airlines!</strong> Yeah, you heard me! This happened late Monday night on a <strong>flight from Peru (with a connection in FL) to NY</strong>. And I bet you're thinking that banana sucker was in a carry-on bag or something right?! Nope! <strong>That monkey was straight chillen under dude's hat!</strong> Haha! Passengers sitting next to the man <strong>asked him if he knew he had a monkey on his head.</strong> hahaha. Lawwwwwd have mercy!</div><div></div><div><strong>If your wondering who was so nice to smuggle his monkey friend into NY, I'll tell ya! It was none other than everyones favorite tragedy....</strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div><br /></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div><br /></div><div></div><div></div><div><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong></strong></span></div><div><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>..........</strong></span></div><div><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong></strong></span></div><div><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>WACKO JACKO!</strong><br /></span><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhO_CAeG6SHLWImzRRdvfuEXOCyDg5vxHPRNGo1k2XqZjGl41ClKu4TRTMb9N6aGhBuknJzBtgY0zQamBozcq8VgxY2GUU_FuQBrULB1yEhwfutB87-1Vl0u8i8BPB1kXUDxyDv1aHaKyY/s1600-h/jackson.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5096377095318413346" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhO_CAeG6SHLWImzRRdvfuEXOCyDg5vxHPRNGo1k2XqZjGl41ClKu4TRTMb9N6aGhBuknJzBtgY0zQamBozcq8VgxY2GUU_FuQBrULB1yEhwfutB87-1Vl0u8i8BPB1kXUDxyDv1aHaKyY/s200/jackson.jpg" border="0" /></a></div><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong></strong></div><div><strong>Alright, alright! I guess I lied about that part, but I almost got you there, didn't I?!</strong> <strong>For more on this crazy story click <a href="http://www.newsday.com/news/nationworld/ny-usmonk0808,0,1093490.story?coll=ny_home_rail_headlines">HERE</a></strong></div></div></div><div></div></div>MID DAY WOWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11902242617928096524noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6675450028193436613.post-6279291640752076552007-08-07T09:36:00.000-07:002008-11-07T02:27:55.116-08:00TIME 2 SHINE TUESDAYS IS HERE!First & foremost I'd like to say <strong>thanks for all the LOVE!</strong> I'm glad you guys enjoy mid-day WoW as much I love dishing it. And for any of you <strong>who don't like it, hop off, because I don't give a DAMN!<br /></strong><br />- MOVING ALONG :) -<br /><br /><strong>Starting today & every Tuesday</strong> (except next Tues. bc I'll be in <strong>Me-he-ko</strong> bitch!) <strong>Mid-day WoW will be presenting "Time 2 Shine Tuesdays".</strong> There are a lot of crazy people in our world just dying to hear you say "WoW!" So Tuesday will be their day to shine on Mid-day WoW, where I will be posting the <strong>wildest pics of people I can find</strong>. Who knows, maybe <strong>your girlfriend</strong> will pop up in one of them ;)<br /><br />__________________________<br /><br /><br />Time to get the rocks rolling...<br /><br />This first picture is of your <strong>9th grade sex ed teacher Mr. Billy.</strong> Remember when Mr. Billy took that <strong>long </strong>vacation to Texas? Well he always meant to give you this <strong>as a souvienere...</strong><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_9rlfgc2uiZD1BRCcw9oPVjPYoIgQL1Qfb2wu-XuWxR_9-BDkFDy_tK1MgCChHN6CyEySragfUBU6WINI3sWoftQfYo80caR5Hsost6fPPrx7gP1sD24BLhzR1p8SdEi9v7vWWxbk8Po/s1600-h/prickly.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5096000886248054610" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_9rlfgc2uiZD1BRCcw9oPVjPYoIgQL1Qfb2wu-XuWxR_9-BDkFDy_tK1MgCChHN6CyEySragfUBU6WINI3sWoftQfYo80caR5Hsost6fPPrx7gP1sD24BLhzR1p8SdEi9v7vWWxbk8Po/s200/prickly.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><strong>NEXT!</strong><br /><strong>_____</strong><br /><br /><br /><br /><strong></strong><br />Remember the<strong> monster underneath your bed? Well guess what?! I caught him!</strong><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfBz4CaR7pl_VS0HUjzLJihZXfBYoev496FwM6R5rKEf764M1GyKvrKrEtrJhx8MN9BC-bXAmxQ0Wgo9yw6z8aVnYiiPrQZd5gvH82dstTnRs6M75VvIZ9HzX8TBeg5F8NNjE3OTvnPoY/s1600-h/MONSTERR.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5096002312177196898" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfBz4CaR7pl_VS0HUjzLJihZXfBYoev496FwM6R5rKEf764M1GyKvrKrEtrJhx8MN9BC-bXAmxQ0Wgo9yw6z8aVnYiiPrQZd5gvH82dstTnRs6M75VvIZ9HzX8TBeg5F8NNjE3OTvnPoY/s200/MONSTERR.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><strong>NEXT!</strong><br /><strong>_____</strong><br /><br /><br /><strong></strong><br /><br /><br /><strong>Can you find what's wrong with this picture?!</strong><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6sXthIlWmJ3JkiDj6Y4DFJoVJWuH3zBu4SOlxDDO6dP0feOZvRr5uAWG2TPnvpx4nLj46apQpWwZ07eCt7Il3DKovZvGpUZhwqIDG1nazKFZePMjvYEzDLDTWBvM97jLut8kxDqlkkpI/s1600-h/burning"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5096004124653395826" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6sXthIlWmJ3JkiDj6Y4DFJoVJWuH3zBu4SOlxDDO6dP0feOZvRr5uAWG2TPnvpx4nLj46apQpWwZ07eCt7Il3DKovZvGpUZhwqIDG1nazKFZePMjvYEzDLDTWBvM97jLut8kxDqlkkpI/s200/burning" border="0" /></a><br />Two bets this was the <strong>home of a rich black man!</strong> Hahaha, <strong>damn the South!</strong><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><strong>LAST!</strong><br /><strong>_____</strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>"Look mom, no HEAD!"</strong><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaG_qWV0Rq9dvBmICDWbaOuLB1zFS6gm991dwxiCk2Uj_tU7hyphenhyphen209UxR06moCe0sEtcuanrxuTpvAfvluHCSZ4etRgawFDW9jmUMfgHGufgC-qOZjRcNWXopR0FTnegWKL6ssaUayLQhw/s1600-h/kids.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5096005133970710402" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaG_qWV0Rq9dvBmICDWbaOuLB1zFS6gm991dwxiCk2Uj_tU7hyphenhyphen209UxR06moCe0sEtcuanrxuTpvAfvluHCSZ4etRgawFDW9jmUMfgHGufgC-qOZjRcNWXopR0FTnegWKL6ssaUayLQhw/s200/kids.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><strong>HAHAHA! I WANT KIDS LIKE THIS!</strong><br /><br /><br /><p><strong></strong></p>MID DAY WOWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11902242617928096524noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6675450028193436613.post-68668940933848537442007-08-06T09:26:00.001-07:002007-08-06T17:34:06.625-07:00Baby got BACK [ed]In my emails I usually start <strong>poppin off at the mouth prior to revealing the Mid-day WoW</strong>, but today I had to let this clip <strong>speak for itself</strong>, because it is that <strong>crazy!</strong> Press play people!<br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lXvcxCVWaGE" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"></embed> I swear that momma <strong>set her kid</strong> <strong>up.</strong> You can't tell me you've been raising a child for 5yrs and you <strong>STILL don't know how to hold on to it in a crowd.</strong> That little girl must've cursed her mother out between naps because her tiny ass doing the <strong>two step in the air could've been prevented</strong>. And to think, this happened <strong>right below my office</strong>.....damn I knew I should've <strong>ate out for lunch!</strong>MID DAY WOWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11902242617928096524noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6675450028193436613.post-3567084313681976032007-08-04T08:20:00.000-07:002008-11-07T02:27:55.502-08:00TGI fucking F<em>Friday's Mid-day WoW...</em><br /><em>_________________</em><br /><br /><br /><strong>YES!</strong> Welcome to the <strong>sexiest part of the week</strong> - FRIDAY! And <strong>the bitch is hot and bothered</strong> (94 degrees to be exact), impatiently waiting for you to <strong>leave the doors of your 9-5</strong> :) I don't know about you but I'm trying to <strong>head my ass outside</strong>, so I'll make this a <strong>quickie...</strong>OHHH and FYI: this weekend <a onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)" href="http://www.middaywow.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"><strong>www.middaywow.blogspot.com</strong></a> will be <strong>UPDATED!</strong> I'll also be starting <strong>trace in space</strong>. Exciting shit huh!? alright alright...cue the big font....<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>Let's see what's going on in the redneck circus of Illinois.....hmmm....redneck buys 5 kegs of cheap beer, redneck steals red pickup truck...</strong></span><br /><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;">REDNECK GETS BABY a GUN PERMIT!</span><br /></strong><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5094866817313414946" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBNZ7gb2pZrJyOO-K8yMXphEebBq1Uody038GIJc0I5PLRX_mYIvLzlsvFejhQodaz-61FZcZk74b5DrfACQQln7mWbnF2pNwaAdasy2JqZkNLBomDW8VDBc0vzi5osEnIpk5-kPsc3rQ/s200/baby_gun.jpg" border="0" /><strong>Yeah man!</strong> A <strong>10 month old diaper dookey baby boy</strong> was given a gun permit after <strong>his father paid the $5 fee</strong> and <strong>filled out the application!</strong> The app included the <strong>baby's weight and height</strong> as well as the squirt's <strong>scribbled signature</strong>. What kind of fucking nonsense is that?!? Apparently, Illinois <strong>doesn't have any age restrictions</strong> <strong>for gun permits</strong>, apparently Illinois is run by a bunch of idiots. HA! I bet you the baby's first words are going to be <strong>WIFE BEATER! </strong><br /><p><strong><a onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)" href="http://www.worthyweirdandwacky.com/zone/wjxx-com-news-strange-news-article-aspx-storyid-82144/" target="_blank">click here</a> for more on the story...</strong></p><strong>_____________________________</strong><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfdgEbIekp98R0T71XfGkjX_UW1TD0Ijim48Hb2gl6R3o6rIjoGWm_j3S5h2h2DaMef_YIru11QW5Qwc9kxajjsBHxT5jJUnfBUt9GUbuAL3Uu4_eQ_s5zoq4VnMeHXOZjU1LXTaUTKQo/s1600-h/real+world.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5094868573955039026" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfdgEbIekp98R0T71XfGkjX_UW1TD0Ijim48Hb2gl6R3o6rIjoGWm_j3S5h2h2DaMef_YIru11QW5Qwc9kxajjsBHxT5jJUnfBUt9GUbuAL3Uu4_eQ_s5zoq4VnMeHXOZjU1LXTaUTKQo/s200/real+world.jpg" border="0" /></a>OH & by the way: I'm pretty sure this is the first real world with <strong>NOT A BLACK SOUL IN SIGHT!</strong> Hahaha i guess they figured Black people are all too busy watching <strong>College Hill on BET</strong>, while <strong>spitting watermelon seeds & licking on chicken greese</strong>....tha NERVE. Oh wait, there is a <strong>Muslim girl</strong> in the mix....I guess I'll shutup for now...</span><br /><br /><br /><p>PEACE, GOOD RIDDANCE & A DOPE WEEKEND TO YOU ALL!</p><br /><p></p>PS: Someone please write Lauryn Hill a letter....<br /><br /><br /><p></p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7Exk1jlc_lYPoFQQKfYOhzUwD5G6Mecgtp-fuaKdn-SA6vyXpn5azNOKeZdlAYj2P5CgHOftuOEpqUo3OhJTA1VtTHTPM4qe_t-FsySqzsTb7vdlr2QBuOn7SXwBeemnTJpWU3wnTyqk/s1600-h/lauryn+hill.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5094869076466212674" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7Exk1jlc_lYPoFQQKfYOhzUwD5G6Mecgtp-fuaKdn-SA6vyXpn5azNOKeZdlAYj2P5CgHOftuOEpqUo3OhJTA1VtTHTPM4qe_t-FsySqzsTb7vdlr2QBuOn7SXwBeemnTJpWU3wnTyqk/s200/lauryn+hill.jpg" border="0" /></a>MID DAY WOWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11902242617928096524noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6675450028193436613.post-53381547972808116442007-08-03T21:35:00.000-07:002008-11-07T02:27:56.320-08:00LAWD HAVE MERCY!<em>Thursday's Mid-day WoW...</em><br /><em>______________________</em><br /><em></em><br /><br />Hey Everyone! Congratulations on <strong>keeping your ass in check</strong> up until Thursday! Now all you have to do is stop looking at the clock, click your heels three times and magically find yourself basking in Friday's heat thinking <strong>"damn this week went by fast, thanks Mid-day WoW!"</strong><br /><br /><strong>- let's get to business -</strong><br /><br />Ever had embarassingly bad sex? Either your <strong>splish wouldn't splash</strong>, or your <strong>man wouldn't stand?</strong> Atleast once right? Now let me ask you this...who do you think is having the <strong>worst sex...<br /></strong><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">A: Bao Xishun, the tallest monster, i mean man, in the world or<br />B: He Pingping, the shortest bitch, ahem dude, in the world</span></strong><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPaeBrEU6yCGD_W4xAFXf5zruq_q1OqzYEgXBXXlnWjXJo53OsJwy95EOpPlKP0bYFPS-iGIYkYCtJwtHyak3qgQbbVjaGWrobdqrUDDXnovNA5QrXi6_hgZvkltJrgr6es35ldigeyMY/s1600-h/TALL&SHORT.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5094701461072518882" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPaeBrEU6yCGD_W4xAFXf5zruq_q1OqzYEgXBXXlnWjXJo53OsJwy95EOpPlKP0bYFPS-iGIYkYCtJwtHyak3qgQbbVjaGWrobdqrUDDXnovNA5QrXi6_hgZvkltJrgr6es35ldigeyMY/s200/TALL&SHORT.jpg" border="0" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwzt-xhEH7QJZVHBWlBeLVxYTBFbQlk8jbxc03CE3dE8SjIaFRaW5GUAqb31jzYKkjgmK4MD0-Tv2LanJlHbaQsNNTsxVnLCocwPEoUdcj8LCBWwrYUE31lmXlNdV4JnxJVsUyzGZCBFo/s1600-h/TALL&SHORT2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5094701680115850994" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwzt-xhEH7QJZVHBWlBeLVxYTBFbQlk8jbxc03CE3dE8SjIaFRaW5GUAqb31jzYKkjgmK4MD0-Tv2LanJlHbaQsNNTsxVnLCocwPEoUdcj8LCBWwrYUE31lmXlNdV4JnxJVsUyzGZCBFo/s200/TALL&SHORT2.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />hahahah and do you know what that tall dude said about little man? He called him <strong>"delicious" </strong>hahahahaha. Like he was his <strong>fucking wonka bar</strong> hahahah.<br /><br />Interestingly enough, both of them are from <strong>Mongolia</strong>....keep that in mind while vacationing there. <strong>DON'T DRINK THE WATER!<br /></strong><br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4cQg9dw960s-XX6tIRj8ADfiICh7EeVDrSH0WePpVgVYoSKcqjyoZ1iPWDpJPc3oeInAFjpRKlOOS0P9qR3JlQQnirKIj11_ZopyO3B0BtXCgi7FqxOefmExX6sWpvol0C9oFslLrFTY/s1600-h/tall.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5094705872003931906" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4cQg9dw960s-XX6tIRj8ADfiICh7EeVDrSH0WePpVgVYoSKcqjyoZ1iPWDpJPc3oeInAFjpRKlOOS0P9qR3JlQQnirKIj11_ZopyO3B0BtXCgi7FqxOefmExX6sWpvol0C9oFslLrFTY/s200/tall.jpg" border="0" /></a> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyPMtFF8QhkrIKaXFrqrB-Dxm4mC6LUXzhkTrWqNffF_hbckgFYnwojM3zkjp84dXl8sOSrurgT31-6bjTz3utdvq67d67YoMLVRWeoZRagGqtygNDJC1yhUnQ7IAHAnFm8O4PJ_MyOvY/s1600-h/short.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5094706623623208722" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyPMtFF8QhkrIKaXFrqrB-Dxm4mC6LUXzhkTrWqNffF_hbckgFYnwojM3zkjp84dXl8sOSrurgT31-6bjTz3utdvq67d67YoMLVRWeoZRagGqtygNDJC1yhUnQ7IAHAnFm8O4PJ_MyOvY/s200/short.jpg" border="0" /></a>MID DAY WOWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11902242617928096524noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6675450028193436613.post-77331425445037952792007-08-03T20:26:00.000-07:002008-11-07T02:27:56.560-08:00DO THE HUMPTEYY HUMP!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYgqWB983EbaxdMIKSpQRudVSA5OCcAlNCFrl85wSbwi-r9YQkuM_ZqreihnahxjkUYUaBrRhD0clkVlX8G42KfTnG6hYF5AZ4HJppivVHGRi0DCdIzH1Fet_hTb24CklAi70DlXxSmKc/s1600-h/kfed.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5094685028527644354" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYgqWB983EbaxdMIKSpQRudVSA5OCcAlNCFrl85wSbwi-r9YQkuM_ZqreihnahxjkUYUaBrRhD0clkVlX8G42KfTnG6hYF5AZ4HJppivVHGRi0DCdIzH1Fet_hTb24CklAi70DlXxSmKc/s200/kfed.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><em>Wednesday's Mid-day WoW...</em> </div><div>______________________ </div><div><br /></div><div align="left">HEY EVERYONE!<br />Slowly, but surely we have made our way to the <strong>center of the week</strong>..........sorry just got distracted, this nasty little <strong>umpa lumpa bitch</strong> just walked by - ANYWAYS - Unfortunately, I'm having <strong>serious technical difficulties</strong> on this nonsense computer & was not able to provide you with what i feel is my best <strong>mean thrusting wow</strong>... nonetheless this <strong>quickie</strong> should be enough to hold you down....<br /></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:180%;">________________________<br /></span><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">NOW, did you know K-FED gets <span style="font-size:180%;">35 grand</span> a MONTH from that car crash Britney Spears?? WOW the fuck WOW! </span></strong></span></div><div><br /></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:arial;"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong></span></div><div><br /></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:arial;"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">I heard she's looking to have a minority's baby next, any takers???</span></strong></span> </div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">Seriously though, grown men make <strong>35,000 a YEAR!</strong> I guess maybe it does pay to swing your penis in & out of everyone....<strong>go K-FED go!</strong> </div>MID DAY WOWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11902242617928096524noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6675450028193436613.post-6268240640386980732007-08-03T18:27:00.000-07:002007-08-09T12:28:08.074-07:00A sad, but damn aint that the truth! Mid-day WoW<a href="http://www.kser.org/shows/dusties/photosn-z/ike&tina.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://www.kser.org/shows/dusties/photosn-z/ike&tina.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><div><em>This past Tuesday's wow....</em> </div><div>____________________<br /><br />now that we've gotten at the end of the Monday tunnel, it's time to see the light.......you know what that means! <strong>Mid-day freaking WoW</strong>! It's also time to do something a little different while still keeping that wow on high. So without further ado, I present, <strong>Tuesday's sad, but aint that the damn truth Mid-day WoW (cue the price is right theme music)</strong><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><strong>"A University of Arkansas study found that Black women with college degrees are 145 times more likely to suffer domestic and sexual abuse than those who haven't completed high school"</strong></span> - Essence Magazine<br />________________________________<br /><br />Many people were confused by this <strong>startling statistic</strong>, but it's really not too hard to understand. Let me break it down for you....most men claim they want an <strong>"independent"</strong> woman, however in their eyes this only means a woman who <strong>isn't trying to dog them</strong> for their money. So what happens when a woman's <strong>zeros start to run higher</strong> then her significant other? What happens when there needs to be a <strong>stay-at-home dad</strong> for the kids bc <strong>momma's making dough outside the kitchen?</strong> A man's ego can send him on the most <strong>psychotic trip</strong> of his life, ESPECIALLY that of a black man. This stat doesn't mean that the collegian Black women stayed within abusive relationships; just that they <strong>experienced abuse atleast once.<br /><br /></strong>On that note, if you or anyone else you know, is in an abusive relationship, you need to <strong>leave the motherfucker ASAPA!</strong> You can also find some useful info <a href="http://endabuse.org/"><strong>here</strong></a>....don't say I never help.<br /><br />PS: not all men are <strong>self-centered, egotistic, good for nothing, broke like a bone FUCKS!</strong> Nope not all of you :D There are some good ones out there.....so ladies find them before the gay fairy dust touches them. hahaha, jk...<strong>kinda<br /></strong><br />Below seemed like an appropriate video...remember Ashanti's [only] hit?<br /><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BfXN9JCiv-M"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><br /><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BfXN9JCiv-M" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="250" height="300"></embed></object></div></div>MID DAY WOWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11902242617928096524noreply@blogger.com2