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YES! Welcome to the sexiest part of the week - FRIDAY! And the bitch is hot and bothered (94 degrees to be exact), impatiently waiting for you to leave the doors of your 9-5 :) I don't know about you but I'm trying to head my ass outside, so I'll make this a quickie...OHHH and FYI: this weekend www.middaywow.blogspot.com will be UPDATED! I'll also be starting trace in space. Exciting shit huh!? alright alright...cue the big font....
Let's see what's going on in the redneck circus of Illinois.....hmmm....redneck buys 5 kegs of cheap beer, redneck steals red pickup truck...
REDNECK GETS BABY a GUN PERMIT!
Yeah man! A 10 month old diaper dookey baby boy was given a gun permit after his father paid the $5 fee and filled out the application! The app included the baby's weight and height as well as the squirt's scribbled signature. What kind of fucking nonsense is that?!? Apparently, Illinois doesn't have any age restrictions for gun permits, apparently Illinois is run by a bunch of idiots. HA! I bet you the baby's first words are going to be WIFE BEATER! click here for more on the story...
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OH & by the way: I'm pretty sure this is the first real world with NOT A BLACK SOUL IN SIGHT! Hahaha i guess they figured Black people are all too busy watching College Hill on BET, while spitting watermelon seeds & licking on chicken greese....tha NERVE. Oh wait, there is a Muslim girl in the mix....I guess I'll shutup for now...PEACE, GOOD RIDDANCE & A DOPE WEEKEND TO YOU ALL!
PS: Someone please write Lauryn Hill a letter....
2 comments:
HELLURRRRR!
"diaper dookey baby boy " "$5" OHHH MANNNN WAT iiSZ DA WORLD GOiiN 2 N PEOPLE WONDER WHERE THESE KIDSZ GET THEiiR GUNSZ 2 BRING 2 SKOOL DAT GUY ISZ KRAZIII
WHOY NO BLACK PEOPLE KET!
LAUREN HILL...........WOMP WOMP!
...(silence).
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