Friday, August 24, 2007

TGIF BITCH! Let the Weekend Begin!

Gotta Let It Burn!





On Tuesday, this Russian woman turned psycho bitch, wanted to punish her ex-husband (divorced for 3yrs) for adultry in the worst way her sadistic head could possibly think of. One night when ex-dude had fallen asleep while watching a hot session of xxx, Irinia, 41, grabbed a bottle of vodka poured it over her unsuspecting ex's pe pe & proceeded to light a match. Homegirl was furious when her match blew out, so she went to plan b and lit a newspaper on fire....I think you know what happened next. Needless to say, this is her ex-husband...




Yizzikes!



speaking of revenge...





It's a Dog Eat Woman World


This past Tuesday in Seattle, Sue Ann Gorman, 59 was sleeping in her comfy bed when all the sudden 2 angry pitbulls stormed into her home through an unlocked door. The little bowwows killed Sue's own dog & attacked her brutally in what police call "the worst mauling they had ever seen". Poor Sue Ann tried to defend herself by shooting the dogs, but they just wouldn't die. Sue finally was able to run to her car & dial 911 for help. Police say that the pitbulls belonged to the woman's neighbor....hmmm I wonder if her neighbor is Mike Vick.







speaking of dogs...







WTF!?






The Renaissance Tattoo Parlor in Denver Colorado has now invented a method of inking up animals. What happened when animals use to roam the earth wild & free. Now so many are forced to be trendsetting accessories. Tell me, wtf a dog needs a tattoo for! The coke head Hollywood starlets are going to make this place famous!







WTF #2


I'm not one to judge, especially when it comes to the gay community, but I know even some of them can agree with me when I ask: Is it reaalllly necessary that there be RAINBOW STRAIGHT JACKETS for gay patients at an asylum?????? Well I guess The Great Lakes Psychiatric Asylum in Detroit thinks so. It is the only asylum that offers their patients the choice of wearing either white or gay pride colored straight jackets. Are the doctors there crazy too??






2 comments:

Unknown said...

thanx 4 puttin that scorched penis story in there lol. ridiculous. & yea, the gay straight jacket thing, wtf lol.

Anonymous said...

very wowin lololol