Wednesday, September 5, 2007

WEDNESDAY'S CELEBRITY WOW!

The entertainment business is such a fucking circus. Let's see what the animals are up to today shall we...



MAKE-OVER OF THE YEAR
GOES TO...



SISTER PATTERSON!




BEFORE: HOT MESS



AFTER: KINDA HOT


Looks like someone stole a couple from the church's collection box...
It's about time because that double scoop ice-cream cone dome had to GO!
Praissssssse the lawwwwwd!





1000 WRONGS MAKE A RIGHT...



After 10 crotch shots, 1 shaved head, 2 kids, 50 lbs of extra fat & 500 embarassing moments, Britney is finally making the comeback. The new song is called GIMME MORE & you know what....I'm actually feeling it (hop off)


Hear it for yourself








WHAT?!


JA RULE WASN'T HITTIN THAT?!

Irv Gotti was apparently feelin on Ashanti's booty back in the day when this whole time I thought she was breaking off that ratatouille fool Ja Rule.


Irv gave the play by play to Wendy Williams last week. Click HERE to listen to the interview




NO MORE REGGAE FOR YOU

CHRIS BROWN!


Ummm....I don't know if I have much of a comment for this one, but I would like to say that Chris Brown needs to willie bounce his ass off stage & stick to back flips...




HERE BECAUSE SOMEONE

CARES TO KNOW...


Hallie Berry is pregnant with her blanco's baby...


Shaq & Shaunnie are filing for divorce...the itch was allegedly stealing Shaq's money


Diddy & Kim Porter are back on....gay men have such a swagger don't you think?? Someone needs to give her a "men on the down low" book now.




6 comments:

pink diamond management said...

Sister Patterson is still a drag queen. She just got a better "glam squad" to beat that bitches face!!

Unknown said...

as blasphemous as it is 4 me of all people 2 say, i actually can't hate on britney's song. its decent

Unknown said...

Sista Patteron did us all some justice by covering up that gi-nourmous forehead of hers!!!!

iLoveLucie said...

boyyyyyyy do i love chris brown!!! poor kid looks foolish but i appreciate his pursuit. yes tracy,the little ngga shoud def stick to back flips, but a fucked up willie bounce never hurt anybody. if beyonce can dutty whine in the middle of a street jazz pop number, surely young ass chris breezy can add a dopplet of passa passa gone wrong to his repetitive crump routine

Anonymous said...

LMFAOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOO PRAISEEE DA LORRRDDDD HE FIXED HER FACE!! LOLOL MANNNN BEAST TURNED IN 2 WELLL.....I CANT GO THAT FAR N SAY BEAUTY Hhahaahahah......oh look at chris brown go!!!! whoyyy that willie bounce isz veryy ummm.....interesting I STILL LOVE HIM !!! LOLOLOLOLOL

Anonymous said...

WAIT RATAOUILLE hahahahaahahahahaha