You already know what I'm about to focus on....
TIME TO TAKE THE TRASH OUT!
Where do I start!? Lawwwd tell me where do I start!? I know a lot of you were probably wondering why the hell her raggedy ass (sorry Brit) opened, but let's not forget that this poor girl is a product. With that said, she is someone's paycheck....whether it's MTV's or her stylist's. She is a prime example of what happens when you don't have a loyal & intelligent team behind you. Shit, I wouldn't be surprised if Britney's team was a herd of elephants. Someone explain to me how the hell she messed up on lip synching???? The hair extensions, the outfit, the stomach, the everything....or better yet the nothing. Let's start a collection box & buy this girl a straight jacket....
If you missed the disappointment that was Britney Spears, here it is...
She would have been better off shaving her head for a 2nd time.
In all seriousness though, this performance proves even further how mysoginistic our fucking country (world) is. A man would never be exploited like this. Fuck the videos of Beyonce falling & Britney's crotch. Fuck the coverage of Foxy & Kim's trials. I'm on a mission to show you all that men are not as flawless as society makes them.
If you own a a pair of balls beware! I'm about to expose your ass!
I JUST HAVE A FEW MORE VMA QUESTIONS & WE'LL MOVE ON....
1. Have you ever seen Beyonce look so bad? Better yet, have you ever seen Solange look that good?
2. Who the hell was Fergie sucking off to receive Female Artist of the Year?
3. Why was there a standing ovation for Chris Brown, when the little boy lip synched his WHOLE performance...verse, bridge, chorus & all?
4. Why was Lil Mama allowed to stay up this late? Let Big Mama pick out your outfit next time sweetie...
OKAY....Let me not get out of control with the VMA's.
While everyone was busy getting nose bleeds backstage, here's what was happening in the real world...
PULL UP YOUR PANTS NEGRO!
Louisiana, CT, & ATL are now trying to ban baggy pants & will issue a $100 fine to anyone (negros) caught wearing them.
Could it have atleast been those long white nightgowns??
Don't waste your money on a set of grills...they're next!
GIVE ME THE $4 OR I'LL KILL YOU!
Read this okay...
"[On August 28th] A knife-wielding robber needed only $4, so he refused to take a $10 bill from his victim and waited while the man made change at a pizza parlor.
He then took the $4 and ran off, only to be captured a few blocks away, police said."
He then took the $4 and ran off, only to be captured a few blocks away, police said."
If your going to get arrested then go out in style...rob a bank or something...make it worth your while. If Charlie can find a golden ticket, you can find $4. Idiot! You know what's sad? He's STILL not as stupid as Britney Spears.
yizzikes!
3 comments:
four dollars???? wow... that's some crazy shit!!!!!!!!!
Yes, Britney was a totally disappointment. Anyone who looked forward to her debut was HUGELY let down by her stiff performance. I was waiting for her to get warmed up and back to the old Brit but unfortunately the thing got worse as the performance went on. Exploitation...I disagree, I think Britney really is trying to make a comeback and was looking for a way of showing the world that she really has not lost it...but she has now proved to herself and others that her biggest concerns should be maintaining custody of her kids and trying to be a good mother. She sucked!
yea, the britney performance was pretty lackluster. its like she put no effort into it at all. very sad, cuz if that was supposed 2 be her comeback then i think we can all agree that she should not come back lol
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