This past Monday in Minnesota, a dude robbed a woman of her keys & phone, but before he fled the scene, homeboy got down on one knee, took off her shoe and proceeded to lick her toes.
Haha, sounds like my type of robber! Jk...kind of. Seriously though, if your going to rob then rob! What's your ass doing with keys, a cellphone & 5 toes??
ON TOP OF THAT...
Last Wednesday in Colorado, this dumbass walks into a bank high off of testosterone & stupidity...hands the teller a note asking for 5,000...get's his dough...hums a tune & precedes on his merry way.
Two days later dude is arrested. Why you ask, because he wrote the note on the back of one his personal checks...
WHY?!
Hey I'd rather the stupid bad guys then the intelligent bad guys...
CRANK THAT SOULJA BOY WEEZY!
HAHA....Weezy always leaves me speechless.
Personally I think I prefer "hit em wit da wam!"
hahaha
WHITE BOYS ARE FUNNY TOO!
Where's the small pee pees?? Lawwwd knows you can't have a "Crank That White Boy" with out the small pee pees & shrivled bo bos. HAHA!
Calm down! I kid, I kid
QUOTE OF THE DAY: RATATOUILLE FOOL JA RULE
In a recent interview with Complex magazine Ja Fool had this to say:
“We need to go step to MTV and Viacom, and lets talk about all these fucking shows that they have on MTV that is promoting homosexuality, that my kids can’t watch this shit. Dating shows that’s showing two guys or two girls in mid-afternoon. Let’s talk about shit like that! If that’s not fucking up America, I don’t know what is.”
wow! somebody needs to get gang banged...
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lmao Ja Rule is da biggest homo thug in da industry.....
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lmao Ja Rule is da biggest homo thug in da industry.....
wow, ridiculous comment ja rule. & those white boys r funny, that was hilarious..
gooooo lil wayneeeeeeeeee SUPERMANNNN DAT HOEE!!! hahaaha
.......erm no comment 2 da white boysz
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